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    What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dislexic and an insomniac?

    A woman who stays up all night wondering if there's a Dog!!!


    *I know.. an old one.. but it still cracks me up!!!!*
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      Head cannot compute! Malfunction malfunction :shaaaaaaake darn it: BOOOOOM
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      • #4
        Originally posted by LordTrychon View Post
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        Hmmm.... not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing....

        Ask Bender??
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        • #5
          That was Funny!
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          • #6
            Originally posted by LordTrychon View Post
            I love Futurama.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by draco193 View Post
              I love Futurama.
              Me too!

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                Two blondes were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

                An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'

                The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.'
                Last edited by dragster69; 06-23-2009, 12:58 PM.
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                I've started with almost nothing and still got most of it

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                • #9
                  Bad hangover

                  This is a funny video...
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCFw...layer_embedded
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                  I've started with almost nothing and still got most of it

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by dragster69 View Post
                    OK who set up the hidden camera. I was just getting over that!
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by dragster69 View Post
                      ...were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

                      An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'

                      The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.'

                      Haha not bad.
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                      • #12
                        That's too realistic, most of our city employees are actually that stupid.

                        Thought for the Day

                        Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
                        Thought for the day:There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.


                        Originally posted by dragster69 View Post
                        ...were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

                        An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'

                        The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.'

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