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Start putting out like it’s your job and you want a big tip.
“Do you think I’m fat?”
My response: Don’t know, jump up and down and see if you jiggle
“Remember the first time we met?”
My response: Yes, 8th grade. Me and my hand thinking about you.
During sex, don’t ask if she is a lefty. (Though I did find out she is
)
Get off, I'm trying to watch football!
Your mom has a big chest (I was just pointing out the obvious)
We have to it fast, Broncos are playing on Monday Night Football (this was last year when the packers beat us in over time on one throw)
“Do you think I’m fat?”
My response: Don’t know, jump up and down and see if you jiggle
“Remember the first time we met?”
My response: Yes, 8th grade. Me and my hand thinking about you.
During sex, don’t ask if she is a lefty. (Though I did find out she is
)Get off, I'm trying to watch football!
Your mom has a big chest (I was just pointing out the obvious)
We have to it fast, Broncos are playing on Monday Night Football (this was last year when the packers beat us in over time on one throw)
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