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    Start putting out like it’s your job and you want a big tip.



    “Do you think I’m fat?”

    My response: Don’t know, jump up and down and see if you jiggle


    “Remember the first time we met?”

    My response: Yes, 8th grade. Me and my hand thinking about you.

    During sex, don’t ask if she is a lefty. (Though I did find out she is )

    Get off, I'm trying to watch football!

    Your mom has a big chest (I was just pointing out the obvious)

    We have to it fast, Broncos are playing on Monday Night Football (this was last year when the packers beat us in over time on one throw)
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  • #2
    Originally posted by Bronco_Armada View Post
    Start putting out like it’s your job and you want a big tip.



    “Do you think I’m fat?”

    My response: Don’t know, jump up and down and see if you jiggle



    “Remember the first time we met?”

    My response: Yes, 8th grade. Me and my hand thinking about you.

    During sex, don’t ask if she is a lefty. (Though I did find out she is )

    Get off, I'm trying to watch football!

    Your mom has a big chest (I was just pointing out the obvious)

    We have to it fast, Broncos are playing on Monday Night Football (this was last year when the packers beat us in over time on one throw)
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    • #3
      So does this mean you're single now

      Originally posted by Bronco_Armada View Post
      We have to it fast, Broncos are playing on Monday Night Football (this was last year when the packers beat us in over time on one throw)
      there's nothing wrong with saying this though!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by KatieElway7 View Post
        So does this mean you're single now
        Nope, but I am open minded
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        • #5
          How 'bout- "Wow, your sister is hot!!"

          :nono:
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          • #6
            Originally posted by ebsoria View Post
            How 'bout- "Wow, your sister is hot!!"

            :nono:
            Been there.

            It was, "Your sister is really pretty, wow."

            That was a bad night.
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            Hooray, beer!

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            • #7
              When encountering a little stubble on a woman's leg and she says its gross I know I need to shave ....

              You say its fine ... I'm ok with it no big deal ......

              But never under any circumstances say ......

              Its fine .... Just dont let yourself go .... :nono:



              If you do just go ahead and start to sing along with this song ....
              Last edited by LarryDean; 07-08-2009, 12:25 PM.
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