How embarassing.......

[Al Wilson 4 Mayor]

So yeah, I just farted in the reception area of the office.

My office is upstairs (2 level building) and I have to go downstairs to use the bathroom. Well, I have a high fiber diet because I was diagnosed with diverticulitus last year. This means that the "urge" can be rather sudden at times.

I went down the stairs, and around the corner of the reception desk to the area where the Men's room is, and as I rounded that corner (going by the open door to the VP's office mind you) I had to release a little "pressure". What followed was not quiet......

You would be correct in assuming I found another route back upstairs to my office.

[xX-Bronco-Xx]

http://forums.denverbroncos.com/showthread.php?t=156643

So that's what happened...

Another fart joke yeah!!!!!

[Alastor]

Hell, I do that on purpose.

[Al Wilson 4 Mayor]

Hell, I do that on purpose.

blast off at the VP?

[BroncoManiac_69]

[PowderAddict]

I left a dookie in our bathroom this morning.

A few min later I went back to the bathroom to wash out my coffee mug.

I thought to myself "Dang, someone really stunk it up in here!!", and then realized -- It was me.

Then I felt a glowing, happy pride

[BroncoManiac_69]

This thread really stinks.

[ebsoria]

This thread really stinks.

Yeah... it's pretty ****ty... lol

[Alastor]

blast off at the VP?

Dude, when I left for Saudi I locked a pile of dog crap and some dead rodents in a safe inside my Master Sergeant's office.

I have no fear in exchange for a good bit of ass-hattery.

[Al Wilson 4 Mayor]

I left a dookie in our bathroom this morning.

A few min later I went back to the bathroom to wash out my coffee mug.

I thought to myself "Dang, someone really stunk it up in here!!", and then realized -- It was me.

Then I felt a glowing, happy pride

You know it's bad when your own "stuff" turns your stomach!

[Chronic_Toker]

Oh, the good 'ol crop dust. Next time "release" a little earlier so he/she can't hear it but they get the wave of stench. By the time they smell it you're long gone.

[McSmashie]

Its always good fun to "crop dust" around the desk of someone you dont like.

[Alastor]

Its always good fun to "crop dust" around the desk of someone you dont like.

Or someone you do like.

Where I come from, everyone's a legitimate target. We didn't play favorites. If we wouldn't do it to a friend, we didn't do it to anybody.

In fact, friends are better, because they live on to tell the tale and help you maintain your living legacy.

[McSmashie]

Or someone you do like.

Where I come from, everyone's a legitimate target.

Nah, I wouldnt slowly poison someone I liked.
















Id just drop the A-bomb on them.

[Senses Fail]

I wouldn't be embarrassed, I heard a comedian once say something along on the lines of:

Dont be afraid to fart, people will make fun of you for days.. but if you crap yourself, people will make fun of you for years.