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    So yeah, I just farted in the reception area of the office.

    My office is upstairs (2 level building) and I have to go downstairs to use the bathroom. Well, I have a high fiber diet because I was diagnosed with diverticulitus last year. This means that the "urge" can be rather sudden at times.

    I went down the stairs, and around the corner of the reception desk to the area where the Men's room is, and as I rounded that corner (going by the open door to the VP's office mind you) I had to release a little "pressure". What followed was not quiet......

    You would be correct in assuming I found another route back upstairs to my office.
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    http://forums.denverbroncos.com/showthread.php?t=156643

    So that's what happened...

    Another fart joke yeah!!!!!

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    • #3
      Hell, I do that on purpose.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Alastor View Post
        Hell, I do that on purpose.
        blast off at the VP?
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          :usa: *** God Bless Our Military Men And Women*** :usa:

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          • #6
            I left a dookie in our bathroom this morning.

            A few min later I went back to the bathroom to wash out my coffee mug.

            I thought to myself "Dang, someone really stunk it up in here!!", and then realized -- It was me.

            Then I felt a glowing, happy pride

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            • #7
              This thread really stinks.
              :usa: *** God Bless Our Military Men And Women*** :usa:

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              • #8
                Originally posted by BroncoManiac_69 View Post
                This thread really stinks.
                Yeah... it's pretty ****ty... lol
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Al Wilson 4 Mayor View Post
                  blast off at the VP?
                  Dude, when I left for Saudi I locked a pile of dog crap and some dead rodents in a safe inside my Master Sergeant's office.

                  I have no fear in exchange for a good bit of ass-hattery.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by PowderAddict View Post
                    I left a dookie in our bathroom this morning.

                    A few min later I went back to the bathroom to wash out my coffee mug.

                    I thought to myself "Dang, someone really stunk it up in here!!", and then realized -- It was me.

                    Then I felt a glowing, happy pride

                    You know it's bad when your own "stuff" turns your stomach!
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                    • #11
                      Oh, the good 'ol crop dust. Next time "release" a little earlier so he/she can't hear it but they get the wave of stench. By the time they smell it you're long gone.
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                      • #12
                        Its always good fun to "crop dust" around the desk of someone you dont like.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by McSmashie View Post
                          Its always good fun to "crop dust" around the desk of someone you dont like.
                          Or someone you do like.

                          Where I come from, everyone's a legitimate target. We didn't play favorites. If we wouldn't do it to a friend, we didn't do it to anybody.

                          In fact, friends are better, because they live on to tell the tale and help you maintain your living legacy.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Alastor View Post
                            Or someone you do like.

                            Where I come from, everyone's a legitimate target.
                            Nah, I wouldnt slowly poison someone I liked.
















                            Id just drop the A-bomb on them.
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                            • #15
                              I wouldn't be embarrassed, I heard a comedian once say something along on the lines of:

                              Dont be afraid to fart, people will make fun of you for days.. but if you crap yourself, people will make fun of you for years.

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