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Inspired by the redneck thread.
#1. If you can run, swim or play soccer in chanclas,
you've gotta be a mexican.
#2. If you don't have a bank, but rather keep your money rolled up in a cookie jar, you must be a mexican.
#3. If you can fit 4 riders on the bench seat of a pickup you must be a mexican.
#4. If your late tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco truck, you must be a mexican.
#5. If that same tio left you a lawnmower and a weed wacker and instead you started a landscaping business, well, yer still a mexican.
#6. If you save the points from the back of a kool-aid packet, damn...yer a mexican!
#7. If you get pulled over by a cop or get a phone call from a collector and you suddenly forget how to speak english, yer a mexican.
#8. If you have a family member that has personally seen the LeChusa or heard the cries of the Llorrona .MEXICAN!!!!
#9. If you have ever hurt yourself and your mom rubbed the area chanting, "Sana Sana, COLITA de Rana", then yer a Mexican
#10. If you're dad constantly mixes up the pronunciation of "Ch" and "SH" then yer a mexican. (example: Cherry becomes Sherry and Shoe becomes Choe).
#11. If you have your last name on the back of your vehicle's window in old english lettering, you are mexican.
#12. If you play baseball and throw the sign of the cross and then kiss your fingers every time you go to bat, damn...yer mexican
#13. If you refer to your wife as your Ruca, Your Wifey or your Old Lady, then guess what, yer mexican.
#14. If you "Throw a Grito" every time you hear Ramon Ayala, then not only are you mexican, yer a drunk mexican!
#15. If you feel it necessary after every joke you crack to stick your tongue out and go, "aaaaaah" then damn, you qualify as a mexican.
#16. If you put your hand up to as if to get a high five from those around you as confirmation it was a good joke, then you are a genuine mexican.
#17. If you have ever been pinched in church and been told "pobrecito de ti si lloras" you might be Mexican.
#18. If you grew up scared by someone called "La llorona" . . . you might be a Mexican.
#19. If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking, you might be a Mexican.
#20. If you "te persinas" with a lotto ticket in your hand . . you might be a Mexican.
#1. If you can run, swim or play soccer in chanclas,
you've gotta be a mexican.
#2. If you don't have a bank, but rather keep your money rolled up in a cookie jar, you must be a mexican.
#3. If you can fit 4 riders on the bench seat of a pickup you must be a mexican.
#4. If your late tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco truck, you must be a mexican.
#5. If that same tio left you a lawnmower and a weed wacker and instead you started a landscaping business, well, yer still a mexican.
#6. If you save the points from the back of a kool-aid packet, damn...yer a mexican!
#7. If you get pulled over by a cop or get a phone call from a collector and you suddenly forget how to speak english, yer a mexican.
#8. If you have a family member that has personally seen the LeChusa or heard the cries of the Llorrona .MEXICAN!!!!
#9. If you have ever hurt yourself and your mom rubbed the area chanting, "Sana Sana, COLITA de Rana", then yer a Mexican
#10. If you're dad constantly mixes up the pronunciation of "Ch" and "SH" then yer a mexican. (example: Cherry becomes Sherry and Shoe becomes Choe).
#11. If you have your last name on the back of your vehicle's window in old english lettering, you are mexican.
#12. If you play baseball and throw the sign of the cross and then kiss your fingers every time you go to bat, damn...yer mexican
#13. If you refer to your wife as your Ruca, Your Wifey or your Old Lady, then guess what, yer mexican.
#14. If you "Throw a Grito" every time you hear Ramon Ayala, then not only are you mexican, yer a drunk mexican!
#15. If you feel it necessary after every joke you crack to stick your tongue out and go, "aaaaaah" then damn, you qualify as a mexican.
#16. If you put your hand up to as if to get a high five from those around you as confirmation it was a good joke, then you are a genuine mexican.
#17. If you have ever been pinched in church and been told "pobrecito de ti si lloras" you might be Mexican.
#18. If you grew up scared by someone called "La llorona" . . . you might be a Mexican.
#19. If others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking, you might be a Mexican.
#20. If you "te persinas" with a lotto ticket in your hand . . you might be a Mexican.
lol
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