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  • My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

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    • I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.

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      • I have a question for anyone....is the title misspelled or is "teh" all part of the humour theme? Given how long this thread has been here, I am leaning towards the humour part.

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        • Originally posted by CanDB View Post
          I have a question for anyone....is the title misspelled or is "teh" all part of the humour theme? Given how long this thread has been here, I am leaning towards the humour part.
          Long, long ago, before my time, something happened that became an "inside" joke. I think Kap (starter of the Cafe) was part of it. Maybe LT remembers?
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          • Originally posted by Peanut View Post

            Long, long ago, before my time, something happened that became an "inside" joke. I think Kap (starter of the Cafe) was part of it. Maybe LT remembers?
            I thought something was up.

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            • When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

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              • Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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                • The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

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                  • I invented the cordless extension cord.

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                    • Hollywood.

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                      • When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.

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                        • What do dentists call their x-rays?

                          Tooth pics!
                          Utah Bronco Freak

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                          • I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.

                            I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
                            Utah Bronco Freak

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                            • If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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                              • Why don’t blind people skydive?

                                Because it scares their dogs.
                                Utah Bronco Freak

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