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  • I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it’s going to be up all night.

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    • Borrow money from pessimists - they don’t expect it back.

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      • A snake walks into a bar. The bartender says, “How did you do that?”
        Utah Bronco Freak

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        • I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet so I asked my 15 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.
          Utah Bronco Freak

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          • The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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            • I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time.” So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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              • Why can't you tell dogs a knock knock joke? Because they immediately start barking.
                Utah Bronco Freak

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                • Change is inevitable….except from vending machines.

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                  • I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add to it.

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                    • Time flies when you're having fun but frogs have fun when they're having flies.
                      Utah Bronco Freak

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                      • One time, a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, ‘Didn’t you see the stop sign?’ I said, ‘Yeah, but I don’t believe everything I read.

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                        • Sponges grow in the ocean. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn’t happen.

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                          • I invented a new word today: Plagiarism.
                            Utah Bronco Freak

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                            • Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the cat that it could be done!
                              Utah Bronco Freak

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                              • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

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