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  • Today, I dialed the wrong number… The other person said, ‘Hello?’ and I said, ‘Hello, could I speak to Joey?’… They said, ‘Uh… I don’t think so…he’s only 2 months old.’ I said, “I’ll wait.

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    • I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
      I was about to run and tell my wife, when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden…
      Utah Bronco Freak

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      • Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

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        • My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
          Utah Bronco Freak

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          • My grief counsellor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
            Utah Bronco Freak

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            • I went to a general store. They wouldn’t let me buy anything specifically.

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              • The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
                Utah Bronco Freak

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                • If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

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                  • Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

                    Dad: “Call me George.”
                    Utah Bronco Freak

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                    • I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.

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                      • I went to a tourist information booth and said "Tell me about some people who were here last year."

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                        • What do you get when you cross Lassie with a pit bull?

                          A dog that tears your arm off then goes to get help.
                          Utah Bronco Freak

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                          • I’ve been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious.

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                            • Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in? Somebody’s making a penny.

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                              • I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.

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