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  • When we were driving over the border, they asked me if I had any firearms. I said what do you need?

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    • Down at the border a little boy had a habit of crossing on a bike with a bag of sand over his shoulder, everyday an officer would stop him have him dump it out too see what he could find, and kept coming up empty. So after a few months of this an officer decided to offer the kid 50.00$ bucks if he would let him in on his secret of what he was smuggling, little boy says sure I will tell you, bicycles.

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      • I was reading a book on helium and I just could not put it down.
        Utah Bronco Freak

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        • I've written several children's books ... Not on purpose.

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          • After the doctor finished up with my prostate exam the nurse came in and said four words I didn’t want to hear... “Who was that guy?”

            Utah Bronco Freak

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            • Every morning I get up and make instant coffee and I drink it so I have the energy to make real coffee.

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              • I was Caesarean born. Can’t really tell, although whenever I leave a house I go through the window.

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                • Woke up this morning and folded my bed back into a couch. Almost broke both my arms cause it’s not that kind of bed.

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                  • A snake slithered into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink. “I’m sorry,” said the bartender, “but I can’t serve you.” “Why not?” asked the snake.

                    The bartender said, “Because you can’t hold your liquor.”

                    Utah Bronco Freak

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                    • I'm addicted to placebos

                      I could quit, but it wouldn't make a difference

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                      • My teacher asked me to use the word "bucolic" in a sentence.

                        I said, "You want me to use the word 'bucolic' in a sentence?"

                        She replied, "Yes."

                        I said, "I just did."

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                        • How do you stop two blind men from fighting? You yell, “look out, he's got a knife!"
                          Utah Bronco Freak

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                          • When I was growing up, we didn't have a sandbox, we had a quicksand box.

                            I was an only child....eventually.

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                            • My wife accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed her things and left.

                              Utah Bronco Freak

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                              • I finally got around to reading the dictionary...

                                turns out the zebra did it

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