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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
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The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
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My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to New York.
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Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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Change is inevitable….except from vending machines.Comment
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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.Comment
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.Comment
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OK, so what’s the speed of dark?Comment
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Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.Comment
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You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?Comment
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The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.Comment
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A dog walks into a telegram office
The guy behind the desk asks "what do want your telegram to read?"
The dog goes " woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof"
The guy says "I noticed you have 9 words, do you want an extra woof? it's for free"
The dog says "Nooo, that wouldn't make any sense"
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I endorse podiums.
That’s a product I can stand behind!Comment
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Honey, I look in the mirror and all I see is a fat, ugly, old man. I need you to pay me a compliment.
Ok. Your eyesight is darn near perfect!Comment
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Glass coffins. Will they ever catch on?
Remains to be seen.Comment
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