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  • I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings.

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    • I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

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      • A fool and his money are soon "partying".

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        • I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.

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          • 43.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.



            Make that 39.8.

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            • Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

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              • Originally posted by CanDB View Post
                Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
                You're banned sorry
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                2013 Adopted Bronco - Duke Ihenacho

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                • I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

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                  • If man/woman evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

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                    • Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

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                      • Why isn’t the word phonetically spelled with an f?

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                        • Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

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                          • There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

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                            • If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?

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                              • Why are there five syllables in the word monosyllabic?

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