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  • #46
    Joke of teh day:

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    • #47
      pants on the ground.



      Joke of the week: Chargers trophy case.

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      • #48
        Five secrets Of a Perfect Relationship:
        1.It's important to have a woman who helps at home,cooks,cleans&has a job.
        2.It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
        3.It's important to have a woman you can trust,and would never lie.
        4.It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,and likes being with you.
        5.It's absolutely vital,that these 4 women,do not know each other.
        I really like Cheese.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by 12and4 View Post
          pants on the ground.



          Joke of the week: Chargers trophy case.
          The chargers Superbowl ring count.

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          • #50
            A young boy is walking along the sidewalk minding his own business. Suddenly, a car pulls up alongside him, the driver winds down his window and shouts over "Hey kid! Get in the car. Come on, just get in, huh?" The boy looks worried and replies "No way am I getting in your car, leave me alone!" and he starts walking away a bit quicker. Undeterred, the driver pulls up again..."Come on, just get in the car. Look - I'll give you 10 bucks and some candy if you just get in here with me!" Now the boy is really worried, and starts sprinting away. The driver goes after him again, and once more pulls up on the sidewalk..."Come on, get in and I'll give you 50 bucks and the biggest candy bar ever!" The kid shouts over..."Listen dad - I don't care how much money and candy you offer me, I'm NOT going to watch the Chargers with you!"



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            Last edited by jetrazor74; 01-20-2010, 09:46 AM.
            Renfrewshire Scotland - Colorado USA

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            • #51
              Originally posted by pozbaird View Post
              A young boy is walking along the sidewalk minding his own business. Suddenly, a car pulls up alongside him, the driver winds down his window and shouts over "Hey kid! Get in the car. Come on, just get in, huh?" The boy looks worried and replies "No way am I getting in your car, leave me alone!" and he starts walking away a bit quicker. Undeterred, the driver pulls up again..."Come on, just get in the car. Look - I'll give you 10 bucks and some candy if you just get in here with me!" Now the boy is really worried, and starts sprinting away. The driver goes after him again, and once more pulls up on the sidewalk..."Come on, get in and I'll give you 50 bucks and the biggest candy bar ever!" The kid shouts over..."Listen dad - I don't care how much money and candy you offer me, I'm NOT going to watch the Chargers with you!"



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              smart kid..........

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              • #52
                Two ferocious cannibal chiefs sat licking their fingers after a large meal. "Your wife makes a delicious roast," one chief said.

                "Thanks," his friend said, "I'm gonna miss her!"
                *2011 BCMB Locker Room Division I League Champion*
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                • #53
                  Jet's face

                  :BURN:
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                  2013 Adopted Bronco - Duke Ihenacho

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by 12and4 View Post
                      pants on the ground.



                      Joke of the week: Chargers trophy case.
                      Dont worry buddy I got ya......






                      Ive already claimed this as my avatar for when the season starts
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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by thatkidhunt View Post
                        Dont worry buddy I got ya......






                        Ive already claimed this as my avatar for when the season starts
                        you should put an afc championship trophy in there.... just to have it less empty.....

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                        • #57
                          Two muffins were sitting side by side baking in the oven, when one turns and exclaims "oh GOSH I'm so HOT IN HERE!"
                          - the other muffin turns and goes, "AHHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!"

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by 2 Minute Warning View Post
                            Two muffins were sitting side by side baking in the oven, when one turns and exclaims "oh GOSH I'm so HOT IN HERE!"
                            - the other muffin turns and goes, "AHHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!"
                            2 nuns walk into a bar.... one of them ducks...

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by 12and4 View Post
                              2 nuns walk into a bar.... one of them ducks...
                              and one of them quacks

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Sparky The Sun Devil View Post
                                and one of them quacks

                                that makes 0 sense

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