CP Riddle Game (winner gets CP and posts a new riddle)

[12and4]

Okay, these are the rules:

I post the first riddle, the person who answers it right wins, thus earning a CP from me and whomever else is participating.

The winner must post a new riddle and the winner of that riddle gets a cp, and so on and so forth...


First Riddle:



How many of each animal did Moses allow on his arc?

[andrewmlb]

Okay, these are the rules:

I post the first riddle, the person who answers it right wins, thus earning a CP from me and whomever else is participating.

The winner must post a new riddle and the winner of that riddle gets a cp, and so on and so forth...


First Riddle:



How many of each animal did Moses allow on his arc?

According to Genesis, 2, but I have a feeling that is wrong

[andrewmlb]

you spelled arc wrong, or is that the riddle

[jetrazor74]

Moses took NO animals on the ark. Noah did.


What runs all the way from the mountains to the sea, yet never leaves it's bed?

[SBboundBRONCOS]

Moses took NO animals on the ark. Noah did.


What runs all the way from the mountains to the sea, yet never leaves it's bed?

a river?

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[12and4]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jetrazor74 again.

but yes you win.


I think the answer to yours is a river like the dude above me said


if only he gave us a new riddle for this to work...


"How far can a dog run into a forest?"

[andrewmlb]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jetrazor74 again.

but yes you win.


I think the answer to yours is a river like the dude above me said


if only he gave us a new riddle for this to work...


"How far can a dog run into a forest?"

Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest.





A man walks out of his cabin, walks a mile south, a mile east, and a mile north. He is back in front of his cabin. What color is the bear he sees and why?

[12and4]

pssssht thats easy.... its white cuz he's in the north pole... (no need to cp, i've heard that one b4)


new one: What runs like a horse, is as big as a horse, fast as a horse, but weighs nothing?

[andrewmlb]

pssssht thats easy.... its white cuz he's in the north pole... (no need to cp, i've heard that one b4)


new one: What runs like a horse, is as big as a horse, fast as a horse, but weighs nothing?

Major stumpage going on right now

[The Hamburgler]

pssssht thats easy.... its white cuz he's in the north pole... (no need to cp, i've heard that one b4)


new one: What runs like a horse, is as big as a horse, fast as a horse, but weighs nothing?

The Shadow of the Horse...





A boy was at a carnival and a man said "If I can write your exact weight on this piece of paper, you will give me a hundred dollars. If I can't, I'll give you a hundred dollars." The boy agreed and ended up giving the man $100. What number did the man write on the paper?

[12and4]

The Shadow of the Horse...





A boy was at a carnival and a man said "If I can write your exact weight on this piece of paper, you will give me a hundred dollars. If I can't, I'll give you a hundred dollars." The boy agreed and ended up giving the man $100. What number did the man write on the paper?

the boys exact weight?



if so...

"Your driving a bus with 10 men and 8 women on board...

At the next stop, 3 men and 2 women get off and 8 men board.

Then, at the next stop, 4 women get off and 10 men board.

Finally at the last stop, 5 men get off and 6 women board along with 4 men...



whats the name of the driver?"


(this works better vocally)

[andrewmlb]

the boys exact weight?



if so...

"Your driving a bus with 10 men and 8 women on board...

At the next stop, 3 men and 2 women get off and 8 men board.

Then, at the next stop, 4 women get off and 10 men board.

Finally at the last stop, 5 men get off and 6 women board along with 4 men...



whats the name of the driver?"


(this works better vocally)

Andrew, cuz I'm driving




How many birthdays does the average person have?

[McSmashie]

Andrew, cuz I'm driving




How many birthdays does the average person have?

One.

Mine happens to be July 2nd in case anyone wants to spend me a present.



You are lost and alone in the woods. You stumble across an old cabin, and decide to stay there for the night. You want some heat and light, but the only things you find in the cabin are a candle, an oil lamp and a wood burning stove. You look in your pocket but you only have one match left. What do you light first?

[12and4]

One.

Mine happens to be July 2nd in case anyone wants to spend me a present.



You are lost and alone in the woods. You stumble across an old cabin, and decide to stay there for the night. You want some heat and light, but the only things you find in the cabin are a candle, an oil lamp and a wood burning stove. You look in your pocket but you only have one match left. What do you light first?

The match, good one




If it were two hours later, it would be half as long until midnight as it would be if it were an hour later.
What time is it now?

[jetrazor74]

One.

Mine happens to be July 2nd in case anyone wants to spend me a present.



You are lost and alone in the woods. You stumble across an old cabin, and decide to stay there for the night. You want some heat and light, but the only things you find in the cabin are a candle, an oil lamp and a wood burning stove. You look in your pocket but you only have one match left. What do you light first?

The match.

I went for a walk and it started to rain. I didn't have an umbrella or a hat. My clothes were soaked but not a hair on my head was wet. How is that possible?

Edit: Dangit... just notice I was beat to the answer!