Oh no you didn't!

[Al Wilson 4 Mayor]

Two nights ago my wife begins telling me that we should start helping each other restart our work out programs. I jokingly ask her if she's trying to tell me I'm fat.

Her next line is something along the lines of, "No, I'm not saying your fat, your pants are telling me that!"

We both erupted in laughter because she knows that's kind of a joke a friend of mine and I have used on each other in the past.

So, what is your "Oh no you didn't!" experience?

[Fargo]

Well there was one I pulled on my friend.

She had just got her license and we were at a concert. Being as proud as she was, she told me "I drove alllll the way here Seth!"

I asked her if her mother tagged along on the rear bumper. She gave me a quick glare and started cracking up.

[licence_to_kill]

Call her fat and get even

[Al Wilson 4 Mayor]

Call her fat and get even

Uhm, I'm thinking that's probably not a good idea!

[samparnell]

As long as ...

... I can lie on my back on the bed, bend my knees and suck in my gut, and button the 38s, they're not too small.

[licence_to_kill]

Uhm, I'm thinking that's probably not a good idea!

You need to learn a thing or two about women.

[jetrazor74]

You need to learn a thing or two about women.

And in your 17 years, I assume you know it all?

[captainbronco]

Call her fat and get even

...thats why your alone

[BRONCOS_OWN_U16]

next time she ask you "do these pants make my butt look big?"

reply by saying, "yes"

[HurricaneDovs]

next time she ask you "do these pants make my butt look big?"

reply by saying, "yes"

Or you could try "No. Your butt makes your butt look big".

But that one might get you slapped and sleeping on the roof for about a week.

[andrewmlb]

Or you could try "No. Your butt makes your butt look big".

But that one might get you slapped and sleeping on the roof for about a week.

I have found out that sleeping on the roof can be quite peaceful.

[Al Wilson 4 Mayor]

Or you could try "No. Your butt makes your butt look big".

But that one might get you slapped and sleeping on the roof for about a week.

LOL, that's the joke my buddy and I use to have with each other, but with that kind of humor being a little out of my wife's nature she missed it a little.