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    Yo momma so fat she got to iron her clothes on the high way.

    Yo momma so big when she walks outside in her red coat all the children yell," Hey, It's the kool aid man!"


    Yo momma so ugly even Extreme Makeovers can't fix her.

    Yo momma so old her SS number is 000000001.
    I am BucsmissLynch and I approve this message.

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    Yo momma's so fat, she's got more chins than a hong kong phone book.
    Your momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
    Last edited by NJBRONCOSFAN; 09-27-2004, 01:07 PM.

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    • #3
      Yo momma so fat, when she goes out in a red dress all the kids yell "hey Kool-aid"

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      • #4
        too bad we can't put racist jokes up here...those are always good for a laugh!

        "The Gagne T-shirt jersey comes with a complimentary can of gasoline and a set of matches."

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        • #5
          yo mamma doesnt have to get outta bed to go to work.
          when yo momma goes to work she straps a mattress to her back

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          • #6
            Originally posted by SCI03
            Yo momma so fat, when she goes out in a red dress all the kids yell "hey Kool-aid"
            Dude, I already said that one. Be more creative.
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            • #7
              Sorry, I missed that one

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              • #8
                Yo momma's so ugly when I took her to a haunted house, she came back out with an application.

                Yo momma's so fat before God said "Let there be light", he said "Move your fat ass out of the way!"

                Yo momma's booty is so big when I tell her to haul ass, she has to make two trips.
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                • #9
                  Your momma's so fat, when she got her ears pierced, they had to use a harpoon.

                  "The Gagne T-shirt jersey comes with a complimentary can of gasoline and a set of matches."

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by PrimeTime2479
                    Damn that b**** is livin large! lol
                    LMFAO.
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                    • #11
                      Yo momma's so stupid when she had to sign your permission slip, she put down "Gemini".

                      Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her an hour to make Minute Rice.

                      Yo momma's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

                      Yo momma's so stupid, she thought her period was the end of her sentence.
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                      • #12
                        your moms so fat shes fat OOOOOO DAMMMM!!! yea nj i agree i have 2 funny jokes ill PM them to you if youd like....

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ohio Broncos
                          Yo momma's so stupid when she had to sign your permission slip, she put down "Gemini".

                          Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her an hour to make Minute Rice.

                          Yo momma's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

                          Yo momma's so stupid, she thought her period was the end of her sentence.
                          I don't get the Gemini one.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Vulcan
                            I don't get the Gemini one.

                            Cause the told her to sign( Like sign her name.) But she put her Birth sign you know: Her Zodiak Sign.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by NJBRONCOSFAN
                              Your momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
                              oh my god i tryed to picture it *barfs on moniter*
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