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  • #31
    Your mamma's so broke, she uses lottery tickets for wallpaper.
    Thanks for the memories, John. We will always remember you.

    You look great in Canton! Perhaps I'll get to see you some day...

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    • #32
      your mama's so old, Jesus is in her yearbook!

      your mama's so old, her birthday is expired!

      your mama's so fat she has more rolls than a bakery!

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      • #33
        Yo momma's so fat, she cut her leg and cottage cheese came out!

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        • #34
          yo momma's so fat she plays pool with the planets.

          yo momma's so stupid, she studied the can of frozen orange juice for hours cuz it said "concentrate"

          you momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback was change.
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          • #35
            Yo momma's so fat, she orders everything from the menu except "Thank you, please come again".
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            • #36
              Your mamma's so fat, she eats Wheat THICKS.

              Your mamma's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.

              Your mamma's so stupid, it took her two hours to watch "60 Minutes."

              Your mamma's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.

              Your mamma's so stupid, she had to look up the number for 911.

              Your mamma's so stupid, she thought Bernie Mac was a new hamburger at McDonald's.
              Thanks for the memories, John. We will always remember you.

              You look great in Canton! Perhaps I'll get to see you some day...

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              • #37
                yo momma so bald u can see what she thinking.
                Chiefs will own u

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                • #38
                  Your mamma's so stupid, she thought an aphrodisiac was a hairdo.
                  Thanks for the memories, John. We will always remember you.

                  You look great in Canton! Perhaps I'll get to see you some day...

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                  • #39
                    How about your Daddy?

                    Your daddy is so gay he farts condoms.

                    LOL

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                    • #40
                      Yo Mama breath stinks so bad she had to take a Tic-Tac with a battery attached to it.

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