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  • As if being a KC Royals fan wasnt bad enough, try taking a weiner to the eye!

    MLB Mascot Accused of Gruesome Wiener Attack

    http://www.tmz.com/2010/02/23/kansas...#ixzz0gOE8Klhp



    MLB Mascot Sluggerrr the Lion -- the mascot for the Kansas City Royals -- is accused of poking a fan's eye out with a steaming hot wiener during a Major League Baseball game last year ... and now the team is being sued over it.

    It's all in a lawsuit filed in Jackson County, Missouri in which John Coomer claims he was just chillin' at a game on September 8, 2009 -- when Slugger "climbed atop the third base dugout and started shooting hotdogs into the stands from an air gun."

    Coomer claims Slugger eventually put the air gun down -- and started firing off the wieners by hand ... when, according to the suit, things went horribly wrong.

    In the docs, Coomer claims "Slugger lost control of his throw or was reckless with his throw, and threw the hotdog directly into the Plaintiff."

    Coomer claims the dog hit him right in his left eye -- leaving him with a detached retina and the development of cataracts.

    Coomer is now suing the Royals for more than $25k for negligence and battery -- claiming they "failed to adequately train its agents ... in the proper method in which to throw hotdogs into the stands at Kauffman Stadium."

    Remember, when handling wieners -- it's always safety first.
    The moral of this story: Be careful where you shoot your weiner.
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    What I learned today:

    When firing off wieners by hand, never lose control and get reckless. You could shoot someones eye out!
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Biggregb View Post
      What I learned today:

      When firing off wieners by hand, never lose control and get reckless. You could shoot someones eye out!
      That's what she said.

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      • #4
        I can just see the new memo to all mascots [B]"[in the proper method in which to throw hotdogs into the stands at Kauffman Stadium."
        /B]

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        • #5
          Memo to all mascots and empoyees who handle hot dogs:

          Re: Throwing Hot Dogs


          Attention all employees who may engage in the throwing of hot dogs: Per court order, mandatory hot dog throwing sensitivity training will be held next week. It's an 8 hour course. Hot dogs will be provided for lunch.

          Thankyou,

          Kansas City Royals Managment

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          • #6
            He should suck it up. Still has the other eye, right?
            Brock you like a hurricane!
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            • #7
              Wow what a ridiculous story

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Fargo View Post
                He should suck it up
                Perhaps that was the wrong phrasing considering the discussion of weiners.
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                • #9
                  Why in the hell would you shoot hot dogs into the stands in the first place?

                  That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of.

                  So what are the fans supposed to do after they catch one? Sit and wait for the bun bazooka?
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by McSmashie View Post
                    Perhaps that was the wrong phrasing considering the discussion of weiners.
                    Arguably, that was perfectly intentional.

                    Eating weiners at baseball games is one of the defining qualities of being American.
                    Brock you like a hurricane!
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by BroncoManiac_69 View Post
                      Why in the hell would you shoot hot dogs into the stands in the first place?

                      That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of.

                      So what are the fans supposed to do after they catch one? Sit and wait for the bun bazooka?
                      Then you gotta wait for the Ketchup Gun to come around.



                      I wonder how they get the relish to the stands?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Fargo View Post
                        Eating weiners at baseball games is one of the defining qualities of being American.
                        Im sending this post to Mrs Smash!
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by McSmashie View Post
                          Im sending this post to Mrs Smash!
                          I'm sure she'll agree.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Fargo View Post
                            I'm sure she'll agree.
                            Oh, young young Fargo.....somethings change when you have been married for yoo long.... :doh:
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                            • #15
                              I think the poor fellow is sorry for his actions I mean just look at his face.



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