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    my friend finds ways to amuse us all the time. his latest thing is pick up lines...they are soooooooooo bad! lol. here's his latest: "we're at the gas station of love, and baby, i'm at the self serve pump" or something like that. he's halirious..he is like...full of them, but im like...brain dead right now. so i just decided to warn guys out there to never use these lines...lol...they dont work...you guys need new material :p

    rock chick

  • #2
    Hmmm.....nothing ever works for me. I gave up awhile back.... . U wanna see my bam margera??? J/K


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    • #3
      Heres one..

      "I wish we were in Alaska baby, where its night all the time" Or something like that..lol..
      WE ARE WHO THEY THOUGHT WE WERE

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      • #4
        those are some nice legs when do they open LMAO!

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        • #5
          If I told you you have a great body, would you hold it against me?
          Thanks for the memories, John. We will always remember you.

          You look great in Canton! Perhaps I'll get to see you some day...

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          • #6
            "How bout we play army? I'll lay down, and you blow me away"

            "it's chilly outside...may i use your inner thighs as earmuffs?"

            "The Gagne T-shirt jersey comes with a complimentary can of gasoline and a set of matches."

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            • #7
              "did you sneeze? cause god really blessed you!"

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              • #8
                U wanna see my bam margera??? J/K
                lol no coment...

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                • #9
                  "Why don't we go back to my place and break some furniture?"

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                  • #10
                    Or me:

                    "Umm, look, I'll be honest. You're nice and I would like to take you out sometime for coffee or dinner or something. No? How about just some casual sex then?"

                    At that point, they were either disgusted or thought my straightforwardness was at least a sign that didn't play games. And it left the ball in their court.

                    Everybody's gotta elevate from the norm...

                    The greatest list of music I don't own on CD :sad:
                    You should check these guys out

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                    • #11
                      You probably work at UPS, Cause I have a feeling you know how to handle a package.

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                      • #12
                        Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
                        Thanks for the memories, John. We will always remember you.

                        You look great in Canton! Perhaps I'll get to see you some day...

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                        • #13
                          whoa...and i thought his were bad :p anyways, here's one he told me toay:
                          "your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby, im lost at sea"

                          rock chick

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                          • #14
                            What are you 5'4".. everybit worth the climb
                            I also like nice shoes wanna ****?
                            Last edited by Jared; 10-06-2004, 03:21 PM.



                            I Adopted Jake Plummer

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                            • #15
                              There is always the clasic double entendre:

                              "You have the nicest set of teeth I ever wanted to come across."

                              Some get it and some don't.

                              Everybody's gotta elevate from the norm...

                              The greatest list of music I don't own on CD :sad:
                              You should check these guys out

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