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  • #16
    Did you know there are 200 bones in the human body?

    Would you like another one?
    sigpic

    "Today's the tomorrow that you should've feared yesterday."

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    • #17
      Hi my name is Clannzu

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      • #18
        Originally posted by NJBRONCOSFAN
        "How bout we play army? I'll lay down, and you blow me away"

        "it's chilly outside...may i use your inner thighs as earmuffs?"
        LMAO! Those are good..I will have to use those tomorro at school..Maybe they will work!..
        WE ARE WHO THEY THOUGHT WE WERE

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        • #19
          a couple old ones

          hey girl you jamaican? cuz ja makin me crazy.

          ok..therez

          your parents must be a**holes cuz you're the sh*t!

          n then theres

          are you tired? cuz you been runnin through my mind all day!

          your parents must be terrorists cuz that a** is the bomb!

          then theres the one where you look at the tag on the back of a girl's shirt n she asks what your doin n you say
          "whaaat i thought all angels were made in heaven!"

          then theres the hello my name is john would you like to f* * *
          el.eva.tion

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          • #20
            Can I buy you a drink, or would you rather just have the money?

            Are you from Memphis, cuz your a ten I see

            (beer commercail)
            "It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
            tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of
            men."

            -- Samuel Adams

            sigpicJacks RULE!!!!!!

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