bad pick up lines...

[Ohio Broncos]

Did you know there are 200 bones in the human body?

Would you like another one?

[heaney]

Hi my name is Clannzu

[dandaman23]

Originally posted by NJBRONCOSFAN
"How bout we play army? I'll lay down, and you blow me away"

"it's chilly outside...may i use your inner thighs as earmuffs?"

LMAO! Those are good..I will have to use those tomorro at school..Maybe they will work!..

[jamjeehunta]

a couple old ones

hey girl you jamaican? cuz ja makin me crazy.

ok..therez

your parents must be a**holes cuz you're the sh*t!

n then theres

are you tired? cuz you been runnin through my mind all day!

your parents must be terrorists cuz that a** is the bomb!

then theres the one where you look at the tag on the back of a girl's shirt n she asks what your doin n you say
"whaaat i thought all angels were made in heaven!"

then theres the hello my name is john would you like to f* * *

[rcsodak]

Can I buy you a drink, or would you rather just have the money?

Are you from Memphis, cuz your a ten I see

(beer commercail)