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Good Lord Godalmighty! A thread about fermentation? -----Well, Boys, for me, it goes like this. First beer - 12 yrs old - Coors, first keg - 15 yrs old - Michelobe. First time I let Jose Ceurvo kick my ass - 16 yrs old. ----------It's like this guys, you all know... every different kinda booze affects a guy differently. Rum makes a fela all emotional, wine makes a guy yak yak yak. Tequila causes insanity, followed by projectile vomiting. All cognac is brandy, but not all brandy is cognac, but it all hits you differently than other liquors. In my day, I have seen so many guys lose out on snagging a beautiful betty, 'cause they was way to liquored up. And the worst of 'em all...is the guys who MIX their drinks all night! If a guy stayed with Vodka, he is usually ok, but when he drink 4 beers, does kamikazees, downs a shot of Jose Ceurvo, has 2 more beers, then at closing time, orders a Long Island Iced Tea...well, we all know that dude is not gonna score with his future Ex-wife tonight! I seen it countless times, eligible, goodlookin, rational guys with betty's interested, then BAM, dude goes off the deep end. The rest of us smirking and shaking our heads as the best looking woman in the place finally has enough, and with a look of disgust, storms off to her lonesome bedroom sans the goodlookin idiot. I see this all the time, out shooting pool and such. I stick to beer and beer alone, (St Pauli Girl is awesome) and there are so many "patrons" of the establishment who gradually get stupider and stupider. They offer to buy my wife and I Kamis and Jager and such. We politly decline, as these dudes then self destruct. My message is - stick to one type of alcohol. Do yourself a favor, do not be a MixHead!
Good Lord Godalmighty! A thread about fermentation? -----Well, Boys, for me, it goes like this. First beer - 12 yrs old - Coors, first keg - 15 yrs old - Michelobe. First time I let Jose Ceurvo kick my ass - 16 yrs old. ----------It's like this guys, you all know... every different kinda booze affects a guy differently. Rum makes a fela all emotional, wine makes a guy yak yak yak. Tequila causes insanity, followed by projectile vomiting. All cognac is brandy, but not all brandy is cognac, but it all hits you differently than other liquors. In my day, I have seen so many guys lose out on snagging a beautiful betty, 'cause they was way to liquored up. And the worst of 'em all...is the guys who MIX their drinks all night! If a guy stayed with Vodka, he is usually ok, but when he drink 4 beers, does kamikazees, downs a shot of Jose Ceurvo, has 2 more beers, then at closing time, orders a Long Island Iced Tea...well, we all know that dude is not gonna score with his future Ex-wife tonight! I seen it countless times, eligible, goodlookin, rational guys with betty's interested, then BAM, dude goes off the deep end. The rest of us smirking and shaking our heads as the best looking woman in the place finally has enough, and with a look of disgust, storms off to her lonesome bedroom sans the goodlookin idiot. I see this all the time, out shooting pool and such. I stick to beer and beer alone, (St Pauli Girl is awesome) and there are so many "patrons" of the establishment who gradually get stupider and stupider. They offer to buy my wife and I Kamis and Jager and such. We politly decline, as these dudes then self destruct. My message is - stick to one type of alcohol. Do yourself a favor, do not be a MixHead!
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