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  • What is my perfect crime?

    I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night.

    In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police.

    This is where the story gets interesting,

    I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.
    A book I wrote

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    I love that episode.
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    • #3
      Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms
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      • #4
        Originally posted by SBboundBRONCOS View Post
        Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms
        yet strong enough to be a single mother and raise a son good enough to become a chief of police
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        "You find ways to win and certainly you can find ways to lose...it's not just dumb luck."
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        • #5
          Originally posted by BroncFanIN View Post
          yet strong enough to be a single mother and raise a son good enough to become a chief of police
          there are always exceptions to the rule hahaha i kid i kid

          its a quote from the office courtesy of dwight shrute
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          • #6
            Originally posted by BroncFanIN View Post
            yet strong enough to be a single mother and raise a son good enough to become a chief of police
            lmao very true!!!
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            • #7
              LOL ......


              dwight is awesome.


              When i saw the title, i thought of dwight, then i opened and to my delight it was about dwight



              the perfect crime...

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              • #8
                THE OFFICE FTW!

                Anyone else going to watch the premiere of season 7 next week?

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                • #9
                  Farting on the airplane

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by TheQBGuru View Post
                    Farting on the airplane
                    I've never been on the airplane... I've been on an airplane... just not the airplane..

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                    • #11
                      Sucks for you

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                      • #12
                        There was this one time that i thought i was stepping on the airplane, but it turned out to just be an airplane..

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                        There i am, minding my own business, when darnell offers me $5 to go like this (slashes throat with finger)... darnells a chump, i woulda done it for free.


                        who said it.
                        Last edited by 12and4; 09-16-2010, 08:19 PM.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SBboundBRONCOS View Post
                          Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms
                          All their power is in the boobies.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by 12and4 View Post
                            There was this one time that i thought i was stepping on the airplane, but it turned out to just be an airplane..

                            edit:
                            There i am, minding my own business, when darnell offers me $5 to go like this (slashes throat with finger)... darnells a chump, i woulda done it for free.


                            who said it.
                            Creed.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by *Atwater* View Post
                              Creed.

                              maybe.


                              qua something...


                              quabity....


                              quabity ashuwitz...

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