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    The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man ***.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

    According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

    In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

    http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=524

    SPEECHLESS!
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    Wow.

    Just...wow.
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    Hooray, beer!

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    • #3
      Yeah, on the same site, they reported Just Bieber is offering Mustache Rides!!
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      • #4
        I'm surprised this isnt from the onion.

        Is this even possible?
        Now go get your shine box

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        • #5
          Originally posted by jc13 View Post
          I'm surprised this isnt from the onion.

          Is this even possible?
          Look at the other articles, it's a spoof website....

          (As if deadseriousnews.com wasn't a dead give away lol)
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          • #6
            Originally posted by BroncoFanNC View Post
            Look at the other articles, it's a spoof website....

            (As if deadseriousnews.com wasn't a dead give away lol)
            You maybe right. I really didn't pay attention to the link.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by BroncoFanNC View Post
              Look at the other articles, it's a spoof website....

              (As if deadseriousnews.com wasn't a dead give away lol)
              its on a couple of other websites also

              apparently a stiff can get a stiff

              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection

              Happens after severe head or neck injuries.
              Now go get your shine box

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              • #8
                If it's true, That is very sick. But in the end, I think she will get the SHAFT for the child support thing.
                HE>i

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                  • #10
                    How Zombies begin....
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by jc13 View Post
                      its on a couple of other websites also

                      apparently a stiff can get a stiff

                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection

                      Happens after severe head or neck injuries.
                      From the website's About Page

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                      Dead Serious News is a satirical website that is updated on an irregular basis. With the exception of the names of public figures, all names are fictional.
                      If it sounds so far fetched, it probably is lol.

                      The wiki article you posted says nothing about dead men ejaculating.....
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                      • #12
                        well im not buying it either.

                        But even if its fake or not theres some sick and twisted people in this world.

                        As for the wiki article idk but apparently it the does get the corpse excited lol.
                        Now go get your shine box

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                        • #13
                          I can't imagine how fugly she must have been to resort to something like that.
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                          • #14
                            That messed up.

                            It doesn't get any sadder than that; but how friken stupid/sad is the lady for telling the doctor HOW she got pregnant? What an idiot.

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