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    Here are the rules of Zombieland.... We need to fill in the ???'s because they have yet to be revealed... so we can make a "in case of zombie attack emergency" thing.

    http://www.zombielandrules.com/all-zombieland-rules/

    #1 – Cardio
    #2 – The Double Tap
    #3 – Beware of Bathrooms
    #4 – Seatbelts
    #5 – ???
    #6 – The Skillet*
    #7 – Travel Light
    #8 – Get A Kickass Partner
    #9 – ???
    #10 – ???
    #11 – ???
    #12 – Bounty Paper Towels
    #13 – ???
    #14 – ???
    #15 – Bowling Ball
    #16 – ???
    #17 – Don’t Be A Hero
    #18 – Limber Up
    #19 – ???
    #20 – ???
    #21 – Avoid Strip Clubs
    #22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
    #23 – ???
    #24 – ???
    #25 – ???
    #26 – ???
    #27 – ???
    #28 – ???
    #29 – The Buddy System
    #30 – ???
    #31 – Check The Back Seat
    #32 – Enjoy The Little Things
    #33 – Swiss Army Knife

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    Here are some rules that I think would be useful:

    - Learn and practice Parkour
    - Always wear long sleeves/pants
    - Upper Body Strength
    - Shotguns are your Best Friend
    - Always head for the High Ground
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    • #3
      Every man for themselves
      Sleep in high places
      Don't waste ammo on limbs, aim for the head.


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      • #4
        Always wear some sort of headgear/mask
        Don't trust anybody wearing sunglasses
        Avoid all animals
        Only drink bottled water
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        • #5
          -Dont trip and fall while your being chased.
          -if you think someones been bit and they say they havent, kill em anyways.
          -never split up.
          -carry knives on you so if u run out of ammo your not that screwed..

          think of more later

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          • #6
            Never pee with the toilet seat down.
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            • #7
              My favorite ones are double tap and limber up

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              • #8
                Sleep light (you never know when they could attack in your sleep).
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                • #9
                  Dress up as a zombie so they think your one of them




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                  • #10
                    this is probably one of my favorite movies ever, cant wait for 2, i hope they give more rules!

                    dont get sentimental is my zombie rule - people can never kill a loved one or friend and they come back and eat their brains
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SBboundBRONCOS View Post
                      this is probably one of my favorite movies ever, cant wait for 2, i hope they give more rules!

                      dont get sentimental is my zombie rule - people can never kill a loved one or friend and they come back and eat their brains
                      Is 2 coming????
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                      • #12
                        http://zombieland2movietrailer.blogspot.com/

                        says its gonna be 3d

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                        • #13
                          Never fake the funk on a nasty dunk.

                          Don't pee on an electric fence.
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                          • #14
                            Randomly run into an attractive member of the opposite sex and fall in love with each other within a couple of days
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by 12and4 View Post
                              Here are the rules of Zombieland.... We need to fill in the ???'s because they have yet to be revealed... so we can make a "in case of zombie attack emergency" thing.

                              http://www.zombielandrules.com/all-zombieland-rules/

                              #1 – Cardio
                              #2 – The Double Tap
                              #3 – Beware of Bathrooms
                              #4 – Seatbelts
                              #5 – ???
                              #6 – The Skillet*
                              #7 – Travel Light
                              #8 – Get A Kickass Partner
                              #9 – ???
                              #10 – ???
                              #11 – ???
                              #12 – Bounty Paper Towels
                              #13 – ???
                              #14 – ???
                              #15 – Bowling Ball
                              #16 – ???
                              #17 – Don’t Be A Hero
                              #18 – Limber Up
                              #19 – ???
                              #20 – ???
                              #21 – Avoid Strip Clubs
                              #22 – When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
                              #23 – ???
                              #24 – ???
                              #25 – ???
                              #26 – ???
                              #27 – ???
                              #28 – ???
                              #29 – The Buddy System
                              #30 – ???
                              #31 – Check The Back Seat
                              #32 – Enjoy The Little Things
                              #33 – Swiss Army Knife
                              Most of those aren't really "rules". They're just nouns.

                              Originally posted by DoomTrooper View Post
                              Here are some rules that I think would be useful:

                              - Learn and practice Parkour
                              - Always wear long sleeves/pants
                              - Upper Body Strength
                              - Shotguns are your Best Friend
                              - Always head for the High Ground
                              These are rules. I like the parkour one!


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