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  • Death App invented

    I think the guy that invented it is here in Denver.
    He was interviewed on local news..
    has only sold 500 at the time of interview.

    You get this app on your phone.

    Then... when you die...
    your loved ones use it to notify all of your contacts that you are dead.

    It takes the notification process away from your bereaved family...
    and makes for a better turnout at your funeral.

    We are living in the future, folks.
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  • #2
    This weirds me out just because of the possibility of getting a text from a good friend informing me of their passing... Just seems so impersonal.
    :usa: *** God Bless Our Military Men And Women*** :usa:

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    • #3
      "Awww jack just passed away.... quick lets check if he has the death app"

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      • #4
        If I died... and they sent the notice on me right now...
        me being single and all..

        My funeral would look like the one they had for Charlie Sheen on 2 1/2 men..

        I got WAY too many old dates numbers on my list..

        Maybe I should clear some of those old contacts out.. LOL
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        • #5
          huh. I don't think I'd like to hear about someone I give two you know whats about dying through text.

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          • #6
            Can you personalise the message on the text that gets sent? You could really freak people out... Imagine getting a text and then finding out the person who sent it had been dead for a couple of days prior, but it was clearly from them.

            The lulz that could be had. From your grave.
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            • #7
              LOL sSync too funny

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              • #8
                There should the ability to do a test message, like "If you are receiving this message, you are on the list to receive notification when Jay3 eventually dies. If you would like to be removed from this list, you may unsubscribe by . . . . "

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Jay3 View Post
                  There should the ability to do a test message, like "If you are receiving this message, you are on the list to receive notification when Jay3 eventually dies. If you would like to be removed from this list, you may unsubscribe by . . . . "
                  Yeah, and imagine how demoralising it would be when everyone on your contacts unsubscribes.

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                  • #10
                    What happens if you accidently butt text everyone that you're dead?
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                    • #11
                      "I'm texting to you from beyond the grave! If you read this I am going to HAUNT you, stinking little RAT!"
                      Brock you like a hurricane!
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