Originally posted by margerafanisbac
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Originally posted by chickennob2ala spike tv?
ok it all started after christmas break and for some reason, someone started a rumor saying i got a male stripper for christmas. and of course, lost in translation somehow it turned into i was someone's stripper present for christmas...and that just turned into stripperella. ya so thats what i was called the rest of the year and i auctually didnt mind it for some reasoni responded to it and everything....lol maybe its just me? (wow thats starting to be the ending of everything i say....)
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One day a boy about 13 years old walks by this old mans house with some duct tape, the old man asks "Hey boy, what you going to do with that duct tape?" the boy replies "Well old man, I am going to go get me some ducks" the old man then says "Son, you cant catch ducks with duct tape" the boy smiles and walks away..Then sure enough about 2 hours later the boy comes by with a half dozen ducks...The next day, the boy walks by with some chicken wire, the old man says "Boy, your not going to try and catch chickens with that chicken wire are you?" The boy replies "Thats exactly what I am going to do" The old man rolls his eyes and says "Boy, you know you cant get chickens with chicken wire" Well, sure enough the boy comes back a couple hours later with a few chickens...The next day, the boy walks by with some p*ussy willows, the old man looks at the boy, and says "Son, I'm coming with you"....
Hahahaha, thats a good one..
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