Let's Talk About You

[Alastor]

I am deeply offended good sir.

Sorry, Harry.

[CoryWinget81]

I'm 30. I have two beautiful little girls. I've lived in 5 states. I'm married to my ex-wifes former best friend.

I'm friends with a terrorist, a giant, and a midget Matt Stafford look-a-like.

My sister got flipped off by John Elway at Cherry Creek Mall.

When I was 11, I got half of my hand cut off. I was holding the roll-cage on a dunebuggy when the back tires hit a railroad crossing sign. Here is a picture. Don't look if you're queasy or if super-gnarly injuries gross you out.

I was raised in Odessa, Texas. Home of the Permian Panthers, of 'Friday Night Lights' fame. I went to the other HS in town, Odessa High School. OHS lost to PHS for 31 straight years. My senior year, we beat them 20-17.

I like stadiums and raceway's. Anywhere I go, if there's a sporting park, stadium, etc. I go and see them.

I love fall, and all things associated with fall.

I've lost 85 lbs in less than a year.

[FL BRONCO]

I'm 30. I have two beautiful little girls. I've lived in 5 states. I'm married to my ex-wifes former best friend.

I'm friends with a terrorist, a giant, and a midget Matt Stafford look-a-like.

My sister got flipped off by John Elway at Cherry Creek Mall.

When I was 11, I got half of my hand cut off. I was holding the roll-cage on a dunebuggy when the back tires hit a railroad crossing sign. Here is a picture. Don't look if you're queasy or if super-gnarly injuries gross you out.

I was raised in Odessa, Texas. Home of the Permian Panthers, of 'Friday Night Lights' fame. I went to the other HS in town, Odessa High School. OHS lost to PHS for 31 straight years. My senior year, we beat them 20-17.

I like stadiums and raceway's. Anywhere I go, if there's a sporting park, stadium, etc. I go and see them.

I love fall, and all things associated with fall.

I've lost 85 lbs in less than a year.

Wow that must've hurt, congrats on the 85 pound

[EvertonBroncos]

I was considered a really good wide receiver until I broke my ankle and stopped playing, that was while I was 15 as well and had the potential to get better still. Gutted.

[Remedy]

I was considered a really good wide receiver until I broke my ankle and stopped playing, that was while I was 15 as well and had the potential to get better still. Gutted.

I actually thought when I first started reading your post that it was going to end in an 'arrow to the knee' joke. lol

[FL BRONCO]

I love animals--especially dogs--especially shepherds.

I once trained one of my shepherds to get beer out of refrig or coke depending on command, to swim under water, to climb a tree (had to atleast have a slight angle and big trunk), and to use her nose to find things I may have misplaced.

I have been an elevator and escalator mechanic for a long time and I got to work on the Atlas v rocket garage at the space center and got to watch the shuttle land one day from a relatively close point very high up so it was really cool.

I also have worked on the Tower of Terror at MGM Studios and installed the first tv monitors in elevators on the east coast in the Rosen hotel in Orlando

[EvertonBroncos]

haha! I'm sure an arrow to the knee would have hurt less! When I was 15 I was really tall, lean, VERY quick and had good hands, I'm still tall now obviously, but am a lot more built and less quick. Might become a tight end!

[broncoFan!]

Sorry, Harry.

I see how it is Snape.

(As for me)

I am 20 years old, addicted to Dungeons and Dragons, Star Wars, and pretty much anything "Geeky."

I work at a Pizza restaurant and have for almost one year now. It is an okay job, I wished it paid more though. Can't have everything in life though.

Obviously a fan of the Broncos lol. The thing I want the most in the world is for us to win a Super Bowl.

[100%Broncoholic]

Own a black lab named Elway.

Overcame a physcological and physically abusive father, then single mother welfare home to become one of the youngest school assistant principals in VA at the age of 27.

Played college soccer.

Father of two children Max and Mackenzie.

Married for almost 7 years.

Submitted my last master's paper at 4 am and my daughter was born at 420 a.m.

The last time I was on an airplane to head to a Broncos game our plane's engine blew and we lived.

I commute an hour and 20 minutes one way daily.

[HUMCALC]

My life's an open book. Ask me anything

[Pistachia]

My life's an open book. Ask me anything

I thought the original post did that. There must be something quirky you want to share that no one has thought to ask.

[CoryWinget81]

Oh, and I talk to Eli Manning on google chat.

[HUMCALC]

I thought the original post did that. There must be something quirky you want to share that no one has thought to ask.

Ok, I used to watch "Beat The Geeks" and I could correct them once or twice

[Amari24]

I've had Diplopia (double vision) since I was a kid. Basically, if I focus my eyes on any object, I'll end up seeing two of it horizontally. As far as I know; I'm stuck with it for the rest of my life.

Another fact about me is that I shoot a basketball with my left, but I throw a football with my right.

[HUMCALC]

I've had Diplopia (double vision) since I was a kid. Basically, if I focus my eyes on any object, I'll end up seeing two of it horizontally. As far as I know; I'm stuck with it for the rest of my life.

Another fact about me is that I shoot a basketball with my left, but I throw a football with my right.

I'm sorry to hear that, it makes mine look really silly/stupid