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Ok everyone out here on Broncos Country...I wanna ask a question about passing gas. Some of you may or may not know I am a girl.... and I pass gas. I found out today that there are some people that have never passed gas in front of their spouses or significant others even after 20 years of marriage. I actually had a relationship just end because I "passed gas". Now don't get me wrong, I don't just rip one off anywhere, but I'm not going to stop what I'm doing to run to the bathroom to pass gas when I'm in my own home!! I know some people don't find bodily functions humorous & most of the time I don't either. But sometimes it is funny! You know, "I'm gonna take the browns to the super bowl." or "I've gotta drop the kids off at the pool." Those are kinda funny to me, but I know when that acceptable & when it's not. I just can't imagine not wanting to be with someone because they farted in front of you; to me, that's like not liking someone because they poop...What do you guys & gals think?
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Farts and poop jokes make me laugh, but sadly I'm not a great guy to ask. I think the word "pudding" is funny.
Don't worry about what everyone thinks, if you like to fart rip an SBD, say you are sorry, and wait for them to figure out why you are sorry.Comment
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I find farts to be rather ... disgusting and uncouth.
If I absolutely must do that ... I use the restroom or go outside.Comment
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Unlike charlie I am neither sophisticated or refined and find farts hilarious.Originally posted by Charlie Brown View Post
I was however raised in a barn so that might have something to do with it.Comment
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I did not know you were a girl.Originally posted by Orange_Crush View Post
Everyone passes gas.
The guy that dumped you for a fart couldn't handle you anyway. If he can't handle a fart, he can't handle life.
I fart constantly I think it's hilarious.
So do my students. I love crop-dusting the sophomores because they're especially whiny cwybabies.
I'm a fart fan. If they can't handle it, I'd hate to see what else they can't handle.Comment
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I love flatulence.
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Girls don't poopsigpic-------Comment
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My thoughts exactly...it happens to the best of us! =)Originally posted by Alastor View PostIt is not so important who starts the game, but who finishes it.Comment
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I won't go that ballistic on somebody if they farted near me. Unless of course I am literally downwind of them.Originally posted by Remedy View Post
This one class this one really nasty guy was in ... I had to talk to the professor after class and the nasty guy was in front of me. He was bent over the table with his rear facing me. I was in line behind him waiting my turn. Without warning he let out the loudest, wettest fart I have ever heard ... and I was directly downwind of it.
I promptly went and sat on the other side of the room.Comment
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It was chili for dinner tonight at our house, so it will be dutch oven time for my wife in a little while. :thumb:sigpic
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My girlfriend is pregnant so she involuntarily and uncontrollably farts. I find it hilarious. She's the type that never even eluded to the fact that she broke wind before her pregnancy. Now she can't help it so obviously I take every opportunity to laugh and tease her and make her feel as uncomfortable about it as possible. Ha ha!
You're ex sounds like a boring prude. Find someone that can appreciate the finer stinky qualities you have.Comment
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I fart all the time, beano gives me gas.I really like Cheese.Comment
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It's no big deal and can be funny sometimes but I personally don't do it publically if I can help myself.
Yeah, i'm a girly man.Comment
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