Rules for surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

[LarryDean]

never check to see if a zombie is dead without the use of deadly force

[Louich]

Use deadly force with

[Remedy]

Cardio...

[Remedy]

This thread already makes me want to watch zombieland.

[Louich]

28 days!


10 char

[jarbronco]

Shawn of the dead!

[LarryDean]

Never sit in a vehicle that is not running ...

[Sync]

Never hook up with anyone. Zombies are attracted to the smell of satisfaction.
Need the bathroom? Tough. Invest in diapers.
If you're running low on supplies, shoot the fattest member of your group. Zombies hang out at convenience stores.

[Thors Hammer]

[Bernie24]

Oh my god.

One big one of those facing each direction. Genius.

[Bronco51]

#1 rule

Make sure you know Bill Murray........then kill him.

[FLBroncFan]

Rule 4: Doubletap: Carrying a gun is a great idea but it should never be your primary weapon. When you do end up using it for that last minute 'oh shizzit' moment remember to double tap. Its an emergency and thats why your using it and not your cricket bat so why skimp? One bullet more in the head will go a long way to ensuring your survival.

[jarbronco]

A good golf driver is preferencial over a simple baseball bat or a cricket bat. With a good swing you can get major skull and brain damage with the first try.

[demonicbroncos]

A good golf driver is preferencial over a simple baseball bat or a cricket bat. With a good swing you can get major skull and brain damage with the first try.

Tiger Wood will agree.:thumb:

[jetrazor74]

A good golf driver is preferencial over a simple baseball bat or a cricket bat. With a good swing you can get major skull and brain damage with the first try.

Big Bertha FTW!!