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    I've heard most of them, but not this one.

    The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The onlything that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

    Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan .. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

    KABOOM!

    He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

    KA-BLOOEY!

    Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

    BULLS-EYE! "I've got to get this guy!" coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

    So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football.
    And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl.
    The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the
    coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his
    mother.

    "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
    "I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You are not my son!"

    "I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my
    adoring fans."

    "No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,


    "I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit !"

  • #2
    ha i saw that one coming at the end. still funny though. go onto the lions forum and post that!
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    • #3
      Good one!
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      • #4
        I lol'd
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        • #5
          I heard this one a few years back. I think I've heard it turned to Oakland as well. Original was Detroit, for sure.
          Thanks, Reid!
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          • #6
            http://forums.denverbroncos.com/arch.../t-180185.html

            From the archive.

            Edit: Here's one in 2004.

            http://forums.denverbroncos.com/arch...hp/t-7062.html

            I think I first saw it on this board, but it would have been later. One of the best football related jokes ever.
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            • #7
              I figured it was old

              Queue the "white substance found" and "Brett Favre goes to heaven" jokes

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              • #8
                Ouch! This one hurts...

                "What do you call a buch of millionaires who sit around and watch the Super Bowl?

                THE DENVER BRONCOS!!"
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ebsoria View Post
                  Ouch! This one hurts...

                  "What do you call a buch of millionaires who sit around and watch the Super Bowl?
                  the 30 other nfl teams.?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Remedy View Post
                    the 30 other nfl teams.?
                    Nice fix there!!! :thumb:
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ebsoria View Post
                      Ouch! This one hurts...

                      "What do you call a buch of millionaires who sit around and watch the Super Bowl?

                      THE DENVER BRONCOS!!"
                      My family...


                      Now does anyone want to give my family millions of dollars???




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