NICE Genie Game Thread

[#87Birdman]

Game is simple. You make a wish and the next person post how to twist it so it meets the wish but isn't what they really wanted.

Example

I wish I was a member of the Denver Broncos.

next poster:

You are transformed into a tackling dummy for the rest of your life.

and then make a new wish.




So I will get it started.


I wish the NFL season would start right now.

[PowderAddict]

You are hit by a car and put into a coma and wake up 10 minutes before the first kickoff of the NFL season.

I wish I had an Aston Martin DB9

[#87Birdman]

The car appears in front of you with no engine or keys to get into it.

I wish I was famous.

[EddieMac]

The car appears in front of you with no engine or keys to get into it.

I wish I was famous.

In that they found you died by way of a giant turd from the space station hitting you in the head.

I wish I was rich!

[#87Birdman]

In that they found you died by way of a giant turd from the space station hitting you in the head.

I wish I was rich!

You inherit millions of dollars from a long lost relative, but you are suspected of murder so you are locked away for life never being able to spend it.

I wish I could fly.

[PowderAddict]

You inherit millions of dollars from a long lost relative, but you are suspected of murder so you are locked away for life never being able to spend it.

I wish I could fly.

You turn into a pig. The chargers win the Superbowl.

I wish I lived on a tropical island

[InsaneBlaze23]

You turn into a pig. The chargers win the Superbowl.

I wish I lived on a tropical island

It's a Zombie Island, you don't have the resources to fight them.

I wish that I could make a wish.

[EddieMac]

It's a Zombie Island, you don't have the resources to fight them.

I wish that I could make a wish.

In making each wish a close loved one dies....

I wish I could own the Denver Broncos

[MarkB]

In making each wish a close loved one dies....

I wish I could own the Denver Broncos

You now own the Denver Broncos......monopoly game

I wish I had a new car

[Chronic_Toker]

You now own the Denver Broncos......monopoly game

I wish I had a new car

You must always drive the car naked.

I wish i had x ray vision...

[#87Birdman]

You must always drive the car naked.

I wish i had x ray vision...

X ray vision is always on so you never know where the walls are located.

I wish I was super fast.

[InsaneBlaze23]

X ray vision is always on so you never know where the walls are located.

I wish I was super fast.

You're fast but your atoms split when you move.

I wish sports had perfect officiating.

[#01BroncoFan]

You're fast but your atoms split when you move.

I wish sports had perfect officiating.

In order for there to be perfect refs, there would not be a single sports game for 5 years so that the replacement refs could learn what "sports" is.

I wish I could meet John Elway

[EddieMac]

In order for there to be perfect refs, there would not be a single sports game for 5 years so that the replacement refs could learn what "sports" is.

I wish I could meet John Elway

You meet him.....laying under the tire of his car...oooops.

I wish I had a super power.

[MarkB]

You meet him.....laying under the tire of his car...oooops.

I wish I had a super power.

Your super power is that you can run really fast for five seconds.

I wish I was the richest person in the world.