NICE Genie Game Thread

[VenomousDB]

You get no wishes for not making a wish.

I wish EddieMac would have made a wish

EddieMac has been granted a wish. It's a very specific wish and he MUST use it. His wish is that all his Broncos gear, memorabilia, every Broncos item he owns, will turn into Raiders stuff.

I wish that my bird would stop screaming

[BroncoFanBoy]

EddieMac has been granted a wish. It's a very specific wish and he MUST use it. His wish is that all his Broncos gear, memorabilia, every Broncos item he owns, will turn into Raiders stuff.

I wish that my bird would stop screaming

There you go. He stopped screaming.... for 5 seconds, then continued.

I wish I could get a CP for this post.

[#87Birdman]

EddieMac has been granted a wish. It's a very specific wish and he MUST use it. His wish is that all his Broncos gear, memorabilia, every Broncos item he owns, will turn into Raiders stuff.

I wish that my bird would stop screaming

It is no longer your bird and is now your wife's so it may continue to scream.

I wish everything was awesome.

[BroncoFanBoy]

It is no longer your bird and is now your wife's so it may continue to scream.

I wish everything was awesome.

Your mindset and opinions do a complete 180. You now think things like robbery are awesome, therefore you end up in jail.

I still wish someone would cp me for this post.

[#87Birdman]

Your mindset and opinions do a complete 180. You now think things like robbery are awesome, therefore you end up in jail.

I still wish someone would cp me for this post.

A poster attempts to cp this post but is on mobile so therefore is unable to.


I wish I could cp from the mobile site

[BroncoFanBoy]

A poster attempts to cp this post but is on mobile so therefore is unable to.


I wish I could cp from the mobile site

You can now do that. My magicial powers are now surging through your phone and..... oh boy, it broke.

I wish the Rockies were run as well as the Broncos are.

[#87Birdman]

You can now do that. My magicial powers are now surging through your phone and..... oh boy, it broke.

I wish the Rockies were run as well as the Broncos are.

The broncos front office goes and run the Rockies and the Rockies front office runs the broncos.


I wish my superbowl shirt and jersey would get here already.

[Grandpa]

The broncos front office goes and run the Rockies and the Rockies front office runs the broncos.

I wish my superbowl shirt and jersey would get here already.

Poof! They arrived and were left at your front door. Unfortunately, your neighbor got to them before you did and they're now hanging in someone else's closet.

I wish I could go to sleep sometime today; up 28 hrs straight 'tain't no fun at my age, McGee!

[SLeeLeeS]

Poof! They arrived and were left at your front door. Unfortunately, your neighbor got to them before you did and they're now hanging in someone else's closet.

I wish I could go to sleep sometime today; up 28 hrs straight 'tain't no fun at my age, McGee!

Poof!! You can go to sleep! But then you wake up 2.789 minutes later!! (Weird, but literally one minute ago VD and I were just talking about how you always post at crazy hours and I couldn't figure out why you're always up all night lol)


I wish I had an ATM card and a pin number that was connected to Oprah's bank account!

[Grandpa]

Poof!! You can go to sleep! But then you wake up 2.789 minutes later!! (Weird, but literally one minute ago VD and I were just talking about how you always post at crazy hours and I couldn't figure out why you're always up all night lol)

I wish I had an ATM card and a pin number that was connected to Oprah's bank account!

Poof! The ATM card appeared in your wallet along with a piece of paper containing the pin number. Unfortunately, until Oprah's next royalty check arrives, her bank account is empty; the catering bill for her last dinner (not dinner party, just HER dinner) wiped it out.

I wish the Eagle's song "Desperado" wasn't about me .....

"Don't you draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy
She'll beat you if she's able
You know the Queen of Hearts is always your best bet

Now, it seems to me some fine things
Have been laid upon your table,
But you only want the ones that you can't get

Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home"

[SLeeLeeS]

Poof! The ATM card appeared in your wallet along with a piece of paper containing the pin number. Unfortunately, until Oprah's next royalty check arrives, her bank account is empty; the catering bill for her last dinner (not dinner party, just HER dinner) wiped it out.

I wish the Eagle's song "Desperado" wasn't about me .....

"Don't you draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy
She'll beat you if she's able
You know the Queen of Hearts is always your best bet

Now, it seems to me some fine things
Have been laid upon your table,
But you only want the ones that you can't get

Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger
Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home"

I LOVE THE EAGLES, MAN!!!


POOF!! "Desperado" isn't about you. But "Witchy Woman" is! Your lady friends are witches!

Well I know you want a lover,
let me tell you brother,
she's been sleeping
in the Devil's bed.


I wish I had tried out for American Idol, won, and become a wildy successful solo artist.

[Grandpa]

I wish I had tried out for American Idol, won, and become a wildy successful solo artist.

Zap!!!!! You won! You're on your way to a mega-million-dollar recording contract. But you hired Simon as your new manager and accountant.

I wish I had retired to Gurnsey near Cobo Bay.

[Sophia23]

Zap!!!!! You won! You're on your way to a mega-million-dollar recording contract. But you hired Simon as your new manager and accountant.

I wish I had retired to Gurnsey near Cobo Bay.

Poof! You not only retired to Gurnsey, you got the best deal ever on it. Only turns out that land was a bit toxic. On the bright side you grew a tail ....



I wish I could get a good deal on a Wrangler Unlimited.

[SLeeLeeS]

Poof! You not only retired to Gurnsey, you got the best deal ever on it. Only turns out that land was a bit toxic. On the bright side you grew a tail ....



I wish I could get a good deal on a Wrangler Unlimited.

Poof!!! You got a great deal on a Wrangler Unlimited....the kind of wrangler who wrangles an unlimited amount of cats.

I wish I could get 100x points on all my credit card purchases instead of 1x-5x,