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  • Predict your Death Day

    Want to know when you'll die and how??? Click on the link below and find out!!


    http://www.deskslave.org/silly/deathday.cgi


    Mine is:


    I will die on: Saturday, March 2, 2024
    I will die of: Drive-By Shooting


    Only 20 more years, gotta go!!
    But a drive-by???? Damn that's harsh. Better not piss anyone off!!!

  • #2
    Says.........Saturday, January 22, 2033
    You will die of: Fall from Great Height
    Well so that's why I have always been afraid of heights!
    Last edited by 2 Minute Warning; 12-15-2004, 06:01 PM.

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    • #3
      Tuesday, September 25, 2035
      Lead Poisoning
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      • #4
        You will die on: Saturday, February 32, 2034
        You will die of: Fall from Great Height

        What the?
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        • #5
          You will die on: Tuesday, May 5, 2026
          You will die of: Burned to Death


          I'll be 51.

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          • #6
            When I use my real name it says:

            You will die on: Monday, December 12, 2011
            You will die of: Heart Disease (Cholesterol)

            When I use Uula Bear it says:

            You will die on: Tuesday, April 11, 2023
            You will die of: Killer Bee Stings

            So I've got just under 7 years to live...I wonder if I'll be a Broncos season ticket holder by then????


            The earth is but one country and mankind it's citizens
            Baha'u'llah

            "Everyone takes turns making mistakes in poker. The trick is to skip your turn."
            Mike Caro

            "The all-in play works every time but once"


            You can observe a lot just by watching.
            Yogi Berra

            every year.

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            • #7
              hey

              So, it is like this!

              PAINTERDAVE is gonna exit 8-12-'28 at 70 years of age.
              Heart Disease ( high blood pressure)

              The guy with his real name is set to expire 3-27-14 at about 56.
              Fall Down Stairs.

              MRS. PAINTERDAVE with my last name is slated for 5-5-15 at 55.
              Burst Appendix. Deal is, she had it removed when it burst years ago!


              So, under her maiden name, she has a date with destiny on 9-24-19 at 59.
              Exsanguination. The draining of all blood. Bleeding to death.


              Any way, now you guys know why I be PAINTERDAVE, 'cause I gonna be causin' trouble for years and years. Sick of me now? Just wait, I only get worse.
              - Go Broncos 2017 and Beyond! -

              Super Bowl 50 CHAMPIONS!

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              • #8
                hey

                Uula Bear!

                You better not vacation in the south, 'cause you got a date with some pissed off, bad ass, got yer number, self righteous, commando, KILLER BEES!


                No wonder you live in Alaska!

                But, you know, it is like that movie FINAL DESTINATION, you can not cheat the Grim Reaper! Every time you eat honey now, you only make them stronger!
                Last edited by PAINTERDAVE; 12-15-2004, 08:03 PM.
                - Go Broncos 2017 and Beyond! -

                Super Bowl 50 CHAMPIONS!

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                • #9
                  WOW it looks like out of all the broncomaniacs so far I'm going to be leaving first.

                  Saturday September 4, 2010 Heart Disease (high blood pressure), that's actually kinda weird because everyone always tells me I'm going to die early because I eat so much fast food. 23 years old I will be

                  holy crap I did it again but just put Heaney for the name and it says I will die by ritual sacrifice.
                  Last edited by heaney; 12-15-2004, 08:08 PM.

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                  • #10
                    hey

                    Captain Canada! And we hardly knew YE!

                    He was a kind gentle soul, when not intoxicated.

                    He was an intelligent creative man, when not plastered.

                    He was a loving Mother's son, when not out whoring at the bars!

                    If only on that long ago day, in 2004, on that cursed Broncomaniac website, had Heaney simply not learned the truth of how short his life would be, maybe then he would have behaved as if he wanted to live a long life! Once he found out the closenes of the date of his demise, he went over the top. Gambler, Drinker, Whoremonger were the jobs he chose, knowing the end was so close. How often did we hear him loudly exclaim "Live hard, die young, and leave a good looking corpse"? Woe is me that I could not break him free of the evil grasp of that coven of witches he fell in amongst! Ritual sacrifice is such an unpleasant passing!

                    Captain Canada! And we hardly knew Ye!
                    - Go Broncos 2017 and Beyond! -

                    Super Bowl 50 CHAMPIONS!

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                    • #11
                      Looks like December 26th, 2032

                      Death by Snake Bite.....

                      Damn garden snakes.....
                      Have allways been Broncos & will allways be Broncos... ORANGE & BLUE FOREVER BABY!!!
                      Thanks SixxGunz for the Avatar! Thanks Vulcan for the FanClub Card!

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                      • #12
                        My real name:
                        Thursday November 26, 2020 (that's thanksgiving)
                        Sexually Transmitted Disease

                        NJbroncosfan:
                        Sunday August 6, 2034
                        Smote by God

                        "The Gagne T-shirt jersey comes with a complimentary can of gasoline and a set of matches."

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by NJBRONCOSFAN
                          My real name:
                          Thursday November 26, 2020 (that's thanksgiving)
                          Sexually Transmitted Disease

                          NJbroncosfan:
                          Sunday August 6, 2034
                          Smote by God

                          Daaaaaammmmmnnnnn!!!! and I thought mine was good.....LMAO!!!
                          Have allways been Broncos & will allways be Broncos... ORANGE & BLUE FOREVER BABY!!!
                          Thanks SixxGunz for the Avatar! Thanks Vulcan for the FanClub Card!

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                          • #14
                            I did one of my friends and it said
                            "didn't wait 30 minutes before swimming" lol

                            "The Gagne T-shirt jersey comes with a complimentary can of gasoline and a set of matches."

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by NJBRONCOSFAN
                              I did one of my friends and it said
                              "didn't wait 30 minutes before swimming" lol

                              that was for my real name but the day was sooner So bring on the snakes LOL
                              Have allways been Broncos & will allways be Broncos... ORANGE & BLUE FOREVER BABY!!!
                              Thanks SixxGunz for the Avatar! Thanks Vulcan for the FanClub Card!

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