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    How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

    1 to move it to the Lighting section

    2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

    7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

    5 to flame the spell checkers

    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
    ..................sigh
    Last edited by 2 Minute Warning; 02-04-2005, 07:59 AM.

  • #2
    How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?










    None, hippies screw in dirty sleeping bags

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    • #3
      How many Flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?






















      Two.......but I dont know how they got in there.......
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      • #4
        Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to change a light bulb?

        A: Both of them.

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        • #5
          How many Dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

          How many Dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
          >>
          >>Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
          >>our
          >>whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
          >>burned out bulb?
          >>
          >>Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's
          >>not up
          >>to code.
          >>
          >>Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
          >>
          >>Rottweiler: Make me.
          >>
          >>Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the
          >>dark.
          >>
          >>Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
          >>Can I?
          >>Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please,
          >>please!
          >>
          >>German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people
          >>from
          >>the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just
          >>one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
          >>advantage
          >>of the situation.
          >>
          >>Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off
          >>the
          >>walls and furniture.
          >>
          >>Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a
          >>light
          >>bulb?
          >>
          >>Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
          >>dark.
          >>
          >>Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
          >>
          >>Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...
          >>
          >>Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
          >>
          >>Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
          >>little
          >>circle...
          >>
          >>Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
          >>By
          >>the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
          >>
          >>The Cat's Answer:
          >>"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the
          >>real
          >>question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light,
          >>some dinner, and a massage?"
          >>
          >>ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS
          >>HAVE
          >>STAFF.

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          • #6
            How many damn dirty apes does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

            Three, one damn dirty ape to screw in the bulb, and two damn dirty apes to throw feces at each other. Hehehehehehehehehehe.

            -Peter Griffin

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            • #7
              Originally posted by JoviBronco


              How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

              1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

              14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

              7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

              1 to move it to the Lighting section

              2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

              7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

              5 to flame the spell checkers

              3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

              6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

              2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

              15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

              19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

              11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

              36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

              7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

              4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

              3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

              13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

              5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

              4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

              13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

              1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
              ..................sigh
              You forgot this one:

              3,217 to argue vehemently for over a year about whether the starting lightbulb deserves the job or if the recently purchased bulb would do better. The latter argue because the first lightbulb is too small for the job and the the second bulb burns brighter. While the former argue that size doesn't matter and that there's more to being a good lightbulb than just burning brightly.

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              • #8
                A 1 mod to to tell everyone to go screw their own lightbulbs, because they are all off topic!



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                • #9
                  Said this one a little while back, but I still love it...

                  How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to change a lightbulb?







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