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  • CanDB
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    Originally posted by Chronic_Toker View Post
    You ready for this?

    I'm so impatient that I wipe...before I poop
    Now there's a clean customer!

    Originally posted by ebsoria View Post
    True story... I'm so impatient I wake up before my alarm clock... every morning.
    eb.......are you saying your alarm clock sleeps in?

    j/k......you are impatient (in a good way) to start each day!

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  • ebsoria
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    True story... I'm so impatient I wake up before my alarm clock... every morning.

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  • Chronic_Toker
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    You ready for this?

    I'm so impatient that I wipe...before I poop

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  • #87Birdman
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    Originally posted by CanDB View Post
    I'm so impatient that I wanted to turn off the SB by halftime.......oh wait, that might have been a normal response!
    I'm so impatient I forgot about the superbowl before it was even over.

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  • CanDB
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    I'm so impatient that I wanted to turn off the SB by halftime.......oh wait, that might have been a normal response!

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  • CanDB
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    Originally posted by SecondsAway131 View Post
    I'm so impatient I clicked "post" befor
    I'm so impatient that I was hoping you'd do that.....I just don't have time to read full sentences!

    (although I seem to have time to write books!!)

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  • CanDB
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    Originally posted by #87Birdman View Post
    I was so impatient I posted before reading the first post.
    I'm so impatient that I CP'd you before you posted this....

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  • SecondsAway131
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    I'm so impatient I clicked "post" befor

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  • #87Birdman
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    I was so impatient I posted before reading the first post.

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  • CanDB
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    That.....


    I replied to this before anyone else!!!! (ha ha.....not that I had to rush into it)

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  • CanDB
    started a topic I'm So Impatient That.....

    I'm So Impatient That.....

    - I asked the grocery store employee if they had something quicker than minute rice

    - I drink tea before putting in the teabag

    - When I go fishing, I dive in with a hook

    - I have fallen asleep waiting for the food to be prepared at fast food joints

    - When we begin to plan a trip I have my bags packed

    - I often eat the batter before throwing it into the oven

    - I skip the first two parts of a trilogy

    - I only record the last 10 minutes of shows

    - I bring my own food to restaurants

    - I take meds before I get sick

    - I do not believe in the "5 second rule" (for eating food from off the floor)....maybe 2 seconds, but why wait?

    - If someone has a 5 year plan, I wonder what they will be doing for the first 4 years

    - If I owned an 18 hole golf course, it would be "2 hour max" and there would be no "whose turn it is" rules (keep your head up!!!)


    (more to come....."I CAN'T WAIT".....try to be original, because it's more fun!)
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