A woman calls in to work one day, tells her boss she can't come in because she has Anal Glocoma.
The boss asks what do you mean Anal Glacoma?
It means I don't see my a$$ coming to work today.
Another one
An old sailor tries to see if he can relive his old glory.
He decides to hire a prostitute and see if he can still do it.
He's gewtrting down to business and halfway through he asks the prostitute "Well how am I doing?
She said "3 Knots"
He asked "3 Knots, What does that mean"
She replies, "You're not hard, you're not in and you're not getting your money back."
The boss asks what do you mean Anal Glacoma?
It means I don't see my a$$ coming to work today.
Another one
An old sailor tries to see if he can relive his old glory.
He decides to hire a prostitute and see if he can still do it.
He's gewtrting down to business and halfway through he asks the prostitute "Well how am I doing?
She said "3 Knots"
He asked "3 Knots, What does that mean"
She replies, "You're not hard, you're not in and you're not getting your money back."
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