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    A woman calls in to work one day, tells her boss she can't come in because she has Anal Glocoma.
    The boss asks what do you mean Anal Glacoma?
    It means I don't see my a$$ coming to work today.

    Another one

    An old sailor tries to see if he can relive his old glory.
    He decides to hire a prostitute and see if he can still do it.
    He's gewtrting down to business and halfway through he asks the prostitute "Well how am I doing?
    She said "3 Knots"
    He asked "3 Knots, What does that mean"
    She replies, "You're not hard, you're not in and you're not getting your money back."

  • #2
    both of those were "KNOT" funny

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    • #3
      Originally posted by MHSalute47
      both of those were "KNOT" funny
      Everybody is a critic

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      • #4
        Originally posted by SCI03

        An old sailor tries to see if he can relive his old glory.
        He decides to hire a prostitute and see if he can still do it.
        He's gewtrting down to business and halfway through he asks the prostitute "Well how am I doing?
        She said "3 Knots"
        He asked "3 Knots, What does that mean"
        She replies, "You're not hard, you're not in and you're not getting your money back."
        LMAO i thought it was halirious

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        • #5
          Originally posted by MHSalute47
          both of those were "KNOT" funny
          lmao niceeeee

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          • #6
            not horrible, maybe a chuckle
            Superintendent Chalmers: "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don't have a place within an organized religion."

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            • #7
              Originally posted by chickennob2
              not horrible, maybe a chuckle
              lol well maybe im just easily amused?

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              • #8
                I really liked them - but hey some say i have a distorted sense of humor - LOL

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