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    Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
    A day without sunshine is like... night.
    On the other hand... you have different fingers.
    42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
    99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
    Remember half the people you know are below average.
    He who laughs last thinks slowest.
    Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
    The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
    I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
    I intend to live forever - so far so good.
    Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
    Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
    Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
    When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
    Experience is something you don't get until just after you need to.
    For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
    Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
    No one is listening until you make a mistake.
    You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
    Two wrongs are only the beginning.
    The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
    Change is inevitable... except from vending machines.
    Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade.
    Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
    How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
    Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
    If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
    "It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
    tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of
    men."

    -- Samuel Adams

    sigpicJacks RULE!!!!!!

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    ^^^^^^^^^^
    "It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
    tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of
    men."

    -- Samuel Adams

    sigpicJacks RULE!!!!!!

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    • #3
      funny stuff!

      Originally posted by rcsodak
      ^^^^^^^^^^
      --- What do the ten little mountains mean? ---

      May God Bless all men and women of our Armed Forces, past and present
      The Only Thing Necessary For The Triumph Of Evil Is For Good Men To Do Nothing
      http://www.navyjack.info/history.html
      My Adopted Bronco is #95 Derek Wolfe

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      • #4
        they mean 'UP" or another way to not let the thread die so post suhhin so it wont

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        • #5
          oh --- i see

          Originally posted by KlasSick
          they mean 'UP" or another way to not let the thread die so post suhhin so it wont
          --- thanks KlasSick

          May God Bless all men and women of our Armed Forces, past and present
          The Only Thing Necessary For The Triumph Of Evil Is For Good Men To Do Nothing
          http://www.navyjack.info/history.html
          My Adopted Bronco is #95 Derek Wolfe

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          • #6
            Good stuff, good stuff.
            Superintendent Chalmers: "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don't have a place within an organized religion."

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            • #7
              Yaba.............
              - Go Broncos 2017 and Beyond! -

              Super Bowl 50 CHAMPIONS!

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