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  • The "Most Interesting Man In The World" Tribute

    Dos Equis is letting go of the 77-year-old Jonathan Goldsmith, "The Most Interesting Man In The World" and replacing him with another actor.

    I suggest we pay a tribute to this character by posting our favourite quotes, and by offering our own as well. If so, mention which ones are your own creation.

    Here are 100 Quotes about this amazing man!!

    Read through these most interesting man in the world quotes that are guaranteed to put a smile on anyone's face!

    1. He gave his father "the talk"
    2. His passport requires no photograph
    3. When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
    4. Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died
    5. His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March
    6. His feet don't get blisters, but his shoes do
    7. He once went to the psychic, to warn her
    8. If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him
    9. Whatever side of the tracks he's currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he'll still be on the right side
    10. He can speak Russian… in French
    11. He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken
    12. Superman has pajamas with his logo
    13. His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
    14. The circus ran away to join him
    15. Bear hugs are what he gives bears
    16. He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds
    17. When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring
    18. His friends call him by his name, his enemies don't call him anything because they are all dead
    19. He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool
    20. If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn't be dark
    21. He once won a staring contest with his own reflection
    22. He can kill two stones with one bird
    23. His signature won a Pulitzer
    24. When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it
    25. He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket
    26. The dark is afraid of him
    27. Sharks have a week dedicated to him
    28. His ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons
    29. No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard
    30. He once made a weeping willow laugh
    31. He lives vicariously through himself
    32. His business card simply says 'I'll Call You"
    33. He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in spanish
    34. He bowls overhand
    35. In museums, he is allowed to touch the art
    36. He is allowed to talk about the fight club
    37. He once won a fist fight, only using his beard
    38. He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle
    39. A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush
    40. His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph
    41. The Holy Grail is looking for him
    42. Roses stop to smell him
    43. He once started a fire using only dental floss and water
    44. His sweat is the cure for the common cold
    45. Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him
    46. Werewolves are jealous of his beard
    47. He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian
    48. He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards
    49. He never wears a watch because time is always on his side
    50. He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks
    51. He has won the lifetime achievement award… twice
    52. If opportunity knocks, and he's not at home, opportunity waits
    53. Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about him
    54. When he was young he once sent his parents to his room
    55. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels
    56. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body
    57. His blood smells like cologne
    58. On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him. His hands feel like rich brown suede
    59. Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect
    60. He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks
    61. Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut
    62. Panhandlers give him money
    63. When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls
    64. His shadow has been on the 'best dressed' list twice
    65. When he holds a lady's purse, he looks manly
    66. Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality
    67. When in Rome, they do as HE does
    68. His pillow is cool on BOTH sides
    69. The Nobel Academy was awarded a prize from HIM
    70. While swimming off the coast of Australia, he once scratched the underbelly of the Great White with his right hand
    71. He taught Chuck Norris martial arts
    72. Time waits on no one, but him
    73. Once he ran a marathon because it was "on the way"
    74. His mother has a tattoo that says "Son"
    75. The star on his Christmas tree is tracked by NASA
    76. Presidents take his birthday off
    77. His shirts never wrinkle
    78. He has never walked into a spider web
    79. He is left-handed. And right-handed
    80. His shirts never wrinkle
    81. The police often question him, just because they find him interesting
    82. His organ donation card also lists his beard
    83. He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders
    84. His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him
    85. Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores
    86. Even his tree houses have fully finished basements
    87. His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle
    88. If he were to say something costs an arm and a leg, it would
    89. He’s never lost a game of chance
    90. He is the life of parties that he has never attended
    91. He was on a recent archaeological dig and came across prehistoric foot prints that lead out of Africa into all parts of the world. On close inspection, it turned out that the prints were his
    92. He once caught the Loch Ness Monster….with a cane pole, but threw it back
    93. His wallet is woven out of chupacabra leather
    94. He played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded magnum, and won
    95. Freemasons strive to learn HIS secret handshake
    96. If he was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume
    97. He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited
    98. Cars look both ways for him, before driving down a street
    99. He once tried to acquire a cold just to see what it felt like, but it didn’t take
    100. He has inside jokes with people he’s never met.

    "Stay thirsty, my friends."

  • #2
    Mine: When he takes a shower or bath, the water ends up cleaner!


    • #3
      I jsut saw the article this morning. to him.

      I didn't read your complete list.. but I recall driving to Tahoe and hearing on the radio one that still cracks me up when I think about it.

      Squirrels trust him.

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      • #4
        Mine: When there's no one to turn call him.


        • #5
          Mine: He once went to an all you can eat buffet......and ate everything!

          He was once named Man of The Year.....the year after he left the corporation.

          He has won many elections, though he has never run as a candidate.

          Criminals often give him their wallets.
          Last edited by CanDB; 03-10-2016, 12:23 PM.


          • #6
            hmmmmmm......seems like he was "the least interesting man in the world" according to this site.


            • #7
              Cmon gang, we've done these type of threads before, and folks always come up with funny stuff. Lets be creative! I know you got it.

              (I guess that's not an order)


              • #8
                I guess he wasn't that interesting.....