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  • PAINTERDAVE
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    hey

    They probably will make it into a movie.

    A touching lighthearted comedy, starring Tom Hanks as Adnon, the accident prone Mullah, deeply yearning for true romance to fulfill his empty heart, since his arranged marriage to a veritable shrew is crappy and loveless. The role of his wife Jamilla will be played by a dark haired Ellen Degenerress, a wacky, yakky, suburban Muslim woman, with short term memory loss, and a hankering to find love out from under the Burkha!

    Look for an early summer release, in theatres near you!

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  • 2 Minute Warning
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    Originally posted by Alastor
    Seems to me they should take it as a sign that they might not want to trash their marriage so quickly.
    That's for sure

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  • In-com-plete
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    It kinda sounds like that movie You've Got Mail. A little different, but similar.

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  • urinal_cake
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    Originally posted by Alastor
    Seems to me they should take it as a sign that they might not want to trash their marriage so quickly.
    Ain't that the truth!™

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  • mattos
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    you just know when they first got to the bus stop and saw each other their first thought was "oh crap i can't believe he/she just happened to be at this bus stop!"

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  • Alastor
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    Seems to me they should take it as a sign that they might not want to trash their marriage so quickly.

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  • The Dark Knight
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    Originally posted by rcsodak
    You might want to make sure that your current spouse/partner isn't doing the same thing.
    This is hilarious!


    Sounds like a plot to a movie.

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  • rcsodak
    started a topic Internet 'dating' rule #1!

    Internet 'dating' rule #1!

    You might want to make sure that your current spouse/partner isn't doing the same thing.
    This is hilarious!

    AMMAN - An online romance between a Jordanian man and woman
    came to a screeching halt when the pair discovered they were
    husband and wife. Separated for several months, the couple
    both began seeking an Internet chat room to find new loves.
    They had no idea that they would find each other. Bakr
    Melham, who went by the name Adnan, fell in love with a
    woman who called herself Jamila. He was in for a big surprise
    to realize that Jamila was actually his wife Sanaa. The pair
    talked for three months in cyberspace before making wedding
    plans. They decided to finally meet in person near a bus
    depot, but discovering their true identities was too much for
    the pair. Bakr shouted at Sanaa, "You are divorced, divorced,
    divorced" - the traditional manner of officially ending a
    marriage in Islam. Sanaa called him a liar and then fainted.
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