Beat a celebrity!!!

[IZAAK]

Which celebrity would you like to beat will stick the most?

Mine would have to be... Ja Rule

[Johnny Law Man]

I say Michael Moore... except I opt for the soap and sock. (Sticks break too easy)

[Jared]

The Hilton sisters. They are just so vapid that I do not want them reproducing.

[Johnny Law Man]

The Hilton sisters. They are just so vapid that I do not want them reproducing.

I say beat them with a fish! (Ba-Ba-Booey)

[IZAAK]

I say both chooses sound good to me!!

[Shaolin]

Maybe Salisbury, considering hes a celebrity, or Oprah

[IZAAK]

If I was going to beat Oprah, I would have to take all her money afterwards.

[urinal_cake]

Several would be on my list...

Paris Hilton (attention whore)
Jennifer Lopez (stick to acting, you can't sing)
Ja Rule
P. Diddy
Jermaine Dupri
Ann Coulter
That Wolf Blitzer guy from CNN (something about him ji just can't stand)

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[IZAAK]

Paris Hilton (attention whore)
Jennifer Lopez (stick to acting, you can't sing)
Ja Rule
P. Diddy
Jermaine Dupri
Ann Coulter
That Wolf Blitzer guy from CNN (something about him ji just can't stand)

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All seem good, but I never heard of Ann Coulter and Jennifer Lopez can sing, even though i don't like her music, i have to give her that.

[margerafanisbac]

hiliary duff
Haile duff
Lindsay Lohan
Ashlee Simpson

all because they're either singers because they're famous (and really suck at singing btw) or because they're sister's of some famous person and so now they're trying to get famous through them.

[IZAAK]

hiliary duff
Haile duff
Lindsay Lohan
Ashlee Simpson

all because they're either singers because they're famous (and really suck at singing btw) or because they're sister's of some famous person and so now they're trying to get famous through them.

AMEN to that!!!

[margerafanisbac]

this thread reminds me of one of my favorite songs

(yeah its country, but you'll get over it)

Celebrity
(Brad Paisley)

Someday I'm gonna be famous,
Do I have talent, well, no.
These days you don't really need it,
Thanks to reality shows

Can't wait to date a supermodel,
Can't wait to sue my dad.
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to rehab....

Cause when you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think you're cool
Just cause your on TV.
I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't just how I like it
They say I've gone insane,
I'll blame it on the fame,
And the pressures that it goes with
Being a Celebrity

I get to cry to Barbara Walters,
When things don't go my way.
I'll get community service
No matter which law I break

I'll make the supermarket tabloids,
They'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down,
The more my price goes up

Cause when you're a Celebrity,
It's adios reality.
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool,
Just cause you're on TV.
I can fall in and out of love,
Have marriages that barely last a month.
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on fame
And say it's just so tough.
Being a Celebrity

So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of fun in the sun
We'll be real world bachelors
Jackass Millionaires
Hey, Hey, Hollywood
Here we come!

Yeah, When you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool,
Just cause you're on t.v.
...Being a Celebrity
...Yeah Celebrity!
...uh-huh

"Where's my coffee?"

[urinal_cake]

All seem good, but I never heard of Ann Coulter and Jennifer Lopez can sing, even though i don't like her music, i have to give her that.

Ann Coulter is a right wing syndicated columnist.

When I say she can't sing, I mean J-lo's voice doesn't even compare to women with actual vocal talent like Christina Agulera, Alicia Keys, Beyonce Knowels, or even that Frenchie chick that got kicked off American Idol. Now those ladies can sing.™

[The Dark Knight]

Carrot Top

[OrangeShadow]

Keanu Reeves