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    What are some of your favorite humorous insults? Some of my favorites come from my favorite movies.


    Monty Python and the Holy Grail was full of them but a few stuck with me:

    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries..."

    "You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!"


    From A Fish Called Wanda:

    "You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, ****-face, ****head, *******."

    "To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep who could outwit you."


    Any others you like? They don't have to be from movies.
    "You can't take the sky from me..."
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    "You can't shake the Devil's hand and say you're only kidding"

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    Somewhere in England a village is missing it's idiot.

    It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
    -Mark Twain

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    • #3
      Originally posted by TheGlue Factory
      Somewhere in England a village is missing it's idiot.

      It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
      -Mark Twain
      Good deal. Although the second sounds more like sage advice rather than an insult.
      "You can't take the sky from me..."
      ------
      "You can't shake the Devil's hand and say you're only kidding"

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Javalon
        Good deal. Although the second sounds more like sage advice rather than an insult.

        If used properly it becomes a very good insult! The insult starts with the moronic statements by the person to be insulted.

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        • #5
          Just some that I heard:

          "It amazes me that you were the fastest sperm."

          "God must've had batting practice on you with the ugly stick."

          A little ruthless? Sure, but it's still funny.
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          "Today's the tomorrow that you should've feared yesterday."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Ohio Broncos
            "It amazes me that you were the fastest sperm."
            That's a good one. I don't think I'd heard it before. Thanks!
            "You can't take the sky from me..."
            ------
            "You can't shake the Devil's hand and say you're only kidding"

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