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  • 12 thoughts for 2005.....

    Just to lighten up your day/night.......

    Enjoy!


    Subject: Twelve Thoughts for 2005




    Twelve Thoughts for 2005
    12. Life is sexually transmitted.
    11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
    10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!
    9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
    8. Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
    7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
    of nothing.
    6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
    5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
    to criticism.
    4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
    substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
    3. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
    is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
    2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come
    to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
    # 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005: Many terrorists come to America legally and hang around on expired visas (some for as long as 10-15 years). At
    Blockbuster, you're two days late with a video rental and those people
    are able to hunt you down and are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of US Immigration.
    "It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
    tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of
    men."

    -- Samuel Adams

    sigpicJacks RULE!!!!!!

  • #2
    Nobody liked?
    I's soooooooooooo hurted.......
    "It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
    tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of
    men."

    -- Samuel Adams

    sigpicJacks RULE!!!!!!

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    • #3
      In all honesty - I thought they were great -

      But when I see a thread that takes time to read - I usually wait till Im at home to read and reply to it -

      10


      3 and 2 are real funny too

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      • #4
        Originally posted by rcsodak
        Twelve Thoughts for 2005


        I thought they were funny but I must spread my CS points around.. so
        I've walked these streets, a loaded six-string on my back, I play for keeps 'cause I might not make it back, I've been everywhere still I'm standin' tall, I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all!!:salute!:

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Big Bad John

          I thought they were funny but I must spread my CS points around.. so
          Zero....start yelling for me about CS points.....I lost my voice.....
          "It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
          tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of
          men."

          -- Samuel Adams

          sigpicJacks RULE!!!!!!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by rcsodak
            Zero....start yelling for me about CS points.....I lost my voice.....

            YOU SON OF A B*TCH YOU MAY NEVER SPEAK OF CS POINTS AGAIN!!!


            Was that good enough, RC, I'm not to good at yelling.


            PS MODS, this was a joke!!!
            ---IZAAK

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            • #7
              Originally posted by rcsodak
              Nobody liked?
              I's soooooooooooo hurted.......
              Great thoughts

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