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  • How To Destroy The Earth!

    I'm sure we all get that urge now and then...

    This is not a guide for wusses whose aim is merely to wipe out humanity. I (Sam Hughes) can in no way guarantee the complete extinction of the human race via any of these methods, real or imaginary. Humanity is wily and resourceful, and many of the methods outlined below will take many years to even become available, let alone implement, by which time mankind may well have spread to other planets; indeed, other star systems. If total human genocide is your ultimate goal, you are reading the wrong document. There are far more efficient ways of doing this, many which are available and feasible RIGHT NOW. Nor is this a guide for those wanting to annihilate everything from single-celled life upwards, render Earth uninhabitable or simply conquer it. These are trivial goals in comparison.

    This is a guide for those who do not want the Earth to be there anymore.
    Sam' s Archive - How to Destroy the Earth

    Crazy bastard

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    I worry about you, Benny.

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    • #3
      wow that was hilarious. he's right, "Destroying the Earth is harder than [i had] been led to believe." i loved the "know your enemy" section and when the very first method is "total existence failure" you know you're in for something good.
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      liberty > safety . . . ron paul '12!

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      • #4
        Thanks alot Benny, this site is fantastic!
        My Adopt a Bronco: Champ Bailey

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        • #5
          i just noticed that under "things that will NOT destroy the earth" it lists gay marriage. lol.
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          go broncos
          share the sidewalk
          liberty > safety . . . ron paul '12!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ARBroncos
            Thanks alot Benny, this site is fantastic!

            No problem.

            I am here to bring you the unordinary.

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