If I had a dollar....

[The Dark Knight]

OK folks, fill in the blank (and make comments if you want to)

If I had a dollar for every time I ________, I'd be a rich person.

[JWinn]

OK folks, fill in the blank (and make comments if you want to)

If I had a dollar for every time I ________, I'd be a rich person.

spent a dollar on the Broncos

[JWinn]

I know yours, TDK;

got a CS point

[The Dark Knight]

I know yours, TDK;

got a CS point

Nahh, I don't have much more than BBJ, OB420 or even you.


Course I could just be blowing smoke up yer ass.

[IZAAK]

Listen to this old woman I work with b*tch about not getting paid enough to do the easiest job I have ever done.

[orangenblue420]

....someone told me what a fantastic job I did serving them, then leave me a shytty tip

[NJBRONCOSFAN]

for every time i said i would quit smoking, i'd probably have enough for a z.

[Dream]

If I had a dollar for every time I farted on my girlfriends head, I'd be a rich person.

[SCI03]

If I had a dollar everytime I tell people I work in Plastics, someone references the movie "The Graduate" I would be a rich man.

[In-com-plete]

I work at a Nuclear Power Plant. Everytome I tell someone that they bring up Homer Simpson. At least they don't bring up Three Mile Island or Chernobyl.

[Johnny Law Man]

OK folks, fill in the blank (and make comments if you want to)

If I had a dollar for every time I ________, I'd be a rich person.

If I had a dollar for everytime I made a lewd remark I'd be a rich person. Hey, it comes natural for me. (What can I say?)

[orangenblue420]

If I had a dollar for everytime I made a lewd remark I'd be a rich person. Hey, it comes natural for me. (What can I say?)

Hell - I'd be Bill Gates

[margerafanisbac]

If I had a dollar for every time I took something the wrong way, I'd be a rich person.

[RealBronco]

If I had a dollar for every time I said the f-word, I'd be f***ing rich...

[Snk16]

If I had a dollar for every time I said the f-word, I'd be f***ing rich...

1 dolla for you.