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    What would you want written on your tomb stone after you died?

    Me:

    Here's lies a man who did everything he could, wanted and was suppose to do. He loved life and his family and died a happy man.
    ---IZAAK

  • #2
    Yes BBJ, another thread based on death (like you said in that PM).
    ---IZAAK

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    • #3
      Here lies a Broncos fan
      Dear God, save my soul if you can.
      As I would do, if I were you
      And you were a Denver Broncos fan!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Perry1977
        Here lies a Broncos fan
        Dear God, save my soul if you can.
        As I would do, if I were you
        And you were a Denver Broncos fan!

        What if he were a Oakland fan? haha
        ---IZAAK

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        • #5
          "Here lies Lester moore, 4 slugs from a 44, no less no more."

          "Here lies Benny, he wanted to say that you posted in the wrong forum."

          "Here lies, ahh it doesn't matter anyway."

          "Have you seen Firefly yet? What the hell are you standing in graveyard for you morbid bastard!"

          "I was dieing to get in here. Har Har, OK, that joke died just like me. Weak and pathetic"

          " My ding-dong is still bigger than yours"

          "Don't forget to give me some cp points, the next level is heaven."

          "If you piss on my grave your wee-wee will fall off."

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          • #6
            Don't distrub, I *%#@ing sleeping!!!
            ---IZAAK

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            • #7
              "Here I lie broken hearted, before I died I probably Sharted"

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              • #8
                Originally posted by The Dark Knight
                "Here I lie broken hearted, before I died I probably Sharted"

                Sharted????
                ---IZAAK

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by zero1307
                  Sharted????

                  Yeah, that's when you **** and fart at the same time.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by The Dark Knight
                    Yeah, that's when you **** and fart at the same time.


                    haha that's the first time I heard that!
                    ---IZAAK

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                    • #11
                      I looked it up in the dictionary because thought I was just being stupid!!
                      It wasn't in there!
                      ---IZAAK

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                      • #12
                        "F the World"
                        Darrent Williams #27 R.I.P

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                        • #13
                          sharted, i heard it in along came polly, its when you try to fart, but a little feces oozes out ,hilarious...

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                          • #14
                            Here lies a dilluded man
                            Questioned all that a single guy can
                            Callous, cynical, cold till the end
                            Wasnt a viewpoint he couldnt defend
                            And thats why he died sad and alone
                            Never got to hear a hot girl moan
                            So all learn from me, take what you will
                            And always remember, aloneness can kill
                            Superintendent Chalmers: "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don't have a place within an organized religion."

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by chickennob2
                              Here lies a dilluded man
                              Questioned all that a single guy can
                              Callous, cynical, cold till the end
                              Wasnt a viewpoint he couldnt defend
                              And thats why he died sad and alone
                              Never got to hear a hot girl moan
                              So all learn from me, take what you will
                              And always remember, aloneness can kill

                              Damn dude.

                              Your goona make me cry in a minute.

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