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    By RANDOLPH E. SCHMID, Associated Press Writer

    WASHINGTON - For more than a century, the study of dinosaurs has been limited to fossilized bones. Now, researchers have recovered 70-million-year-old soft tissue, including what may be blood vessels and cells, from a Tyrannosaurus rex............................................... .................................................. ..........

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  • #2
    I'd go see dinosaurs.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by AZ Snake Fan
      By RANDOLPH E. SCHMID, Associated Press Writer

      WASHINGTON - For more than a century, the study of dinosaurs has been limited to fossilized bones. Now, researchers have recovered 70-million-year-old soft tissue, including what may be blood vessels and cells, from a Tyrannosaurus rex............................................... .................................................. ..........
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      That's crazy.

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      • #4
        I'd like to own a guard T-Rex.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by AZ Snake Fan
          By RANDOLPH E. SCHMID, Associated Press Writer

          WASHINGTON - For more than a century, the study of dinosaurs has been limited to fossilized bones. Now, researchers have recovered 70-million-year-old soft tissue, including what may be blood vessels and cells, from a Tyrannosaurus rex............................................... .................................................. ..........

          That's amazing...........

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          • #6
            No cars anymore after they start cloning dinosaurs, we'll all be riding a T-Rex to school, work and abroad!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by AZ Snake Fan
              By RANDOLPH E. SCHMID, Associated Press Writer

              WASHINGTON - For more than a century, the study of dinosaurs has been limited to fossilized bones. Now, researchers have recovered 70-million-year-old soft tissue, including what may be blood vessels and cells, from a Tyrannosaurus rex............................................... .................................................. ..........

              How can soft tissue have survived that long and not decomposed? They were carbon based life forms, correct?

              "Carbon based life forms are not true life forms."

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jared
                "Carbon based life forms are not true life forms."
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by mattos

                  Star Trek reference. It just popped into my head.

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                  • #10
                    hey

                    Clone it. Now!

                    Name it Rex!


                    Teach it tricks!

                    Tour the country, showing it off.

                    Hire some creepy guy to be in charge of Rex's accomodations.

                    While the cool boss man, and the snugly blonde vixen are at dinner, have the creepy guy whip up on Rex for some nonsensical reason.

                    Show the resentment building in Rex' eyes.


                    Over the next 2 months, show Rex putting on poundage, eating whole hogs and a calf or two. Show how Rex has had it with creepy guy, and is resenting the attention cool boss man pays to snugly blonde girl, who Rex unexplicably loves by now.


                    Right before the curtain runs up, on the show in SiouxFalls, SD, show how Rex gets his heart broke when he sees cool boss man kiss snugly blonde vixen. The couple disapear into a trailer. The trailer starts rocking. Beside himself with rejection, Rex, snorts and wails. Creepy guy rounds the corner, and brandishes the whip, the symbol of all that is wrong in Rex's world.

                    Rex breaks free of his leg irons as if they were twister ties on a kid's sandwich. Rex trumpets, for the first time ever, the call of the Tyranasaurs!

                    With three strides, Rex overtakes creepy guy. Grabbing his neck with one stumpy arm, Rex holds the creep aloft, in front of him. As creepy guy craps his drawers, Rex bites his head off and sucks the brains like a cajun at a crawfish party. Rex flings the lifeless body aside, and advances on the trailer, intent on righting one more wrong he has had to endure!

                    Yeah... Clone him! Clone him now!

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                    In the Big screen version, who should play:

                    Cool Boss Man......
                    Snugly Blonde Vixen........
                    Creepy dinasaur Tamer......

                    Who should have cameo roles?
                    For what parts?
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                    • #11
                      I don;t think cloning a T.Rex would be a wise idea.

                      Very dumb, very carnivorus, very large animal. If our suspicions are even remotely correct, I wouldn't want to be anywhere near that thing.

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                      • #12
                        Maybe if you can put it on an island some place and hope it can't swim, we might be ok.
                        ---IZAAK

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by zero1307
                          Maybe if you can put it on an island some place and hope it can't swim, we might be ok.
                          Hey, that would make a good movie...


                          Oh..


                          Never mind.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by PAINTERDAVE
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                            In the Big screen version, who should play:

                            Cool Boss Man......
                            Snugly Blonde Vixen........
                            Creepy dinasaur Tamer......

                            Who should have cameo roles?
                            For what parts?
                            CBM - Kerry
                            SBV - Hillary (Rex eats her too, right? )
                            CDT - Teddy
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                            • #15
                              He..He..He..!
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