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Unless dinosaurs aren't really that old. There is the hypothesis that dinosaurs and humans coexisted and that carbon-dating is flawed.
I don't believe that. But there are those who do.
Even if you did believe that, non-calcified tissue should decompose rather quickly without an embalming process a couple of years undergorund, much faster when exposed to air. Maybe there were lakes made of formaldehyde at that time?
Hire some creepy guy to be in charge of Rex's accomodations.
While the cool boss man, and the snugly blonde vixen are at dinner, have the creepy guy whip up on Rex for some nonsensical reason.
Show the resentment building in Rex' eyes.
Over the next 2 months, show Rex putting on poundage, eating whole hogs and a calf or two. Show how Rex has had it with creepy guy, and is resenting the attention cool boss man pays to snugly blonde girl, who Rex unexplicably loves by now.
Right before the curtain runs up, on the show in SiouxFalls, SD, show how Rex gets his heart broke when he sees cool boss man kiss snugly blonde vixen. The couple disapear into a trailer. The trailer starts rocking. Beside himself with rejection, Rex, snorts and wails. Creepy guy rounds the corner, and brandishes the whip, the symbol of all that is wrong in Rex's world.
Rex breaks free of his leg irons as if they were twister ties on a kid's sandwich. Rex trumpets, for the first time ever, the call of the Tyranasaurs!
With three strides, Rex overtakes creepy guy. Grabbing his neck with one stumpy arm, Rex holds the creep aloft, in front of him. As creepy guy craps his drawers, Rex bites his head off and sucks the brains like a cajun at a crawfish party. Rex flings the lifeless body aside, and advances on the trailer, intent on righting one more wrong he has had to endure!
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