Happy Gilmore

[dandaman23]

LOL, I am sure almost all of you have seen this movie. It has got to be the funniest movie Adam Sandler has ever made. I am watching it right now on FOX. LOL.

[Ohio Broncos]

No way. Happy Gilmore is good, but Billy Madison is way funnier. When the question of what is Adam Sandler's best movie comes up it always comes down to these two. Billy Madison wins hands down. Don't make me break out some Billy Madison quotes on you!

[dandaman23]

LOL, both really funny movies, I have only seen Billy Madison once and I cant really remember it. One of the most funniest qoutes from Happy Gilmore.

Virginia-- "Whats this I here about you breaking a rake and throwing it into the woods?"

Happy-- "What? I broke the rake because I wanted to test its durability and then I threw it into the woods because its wood and I just thought it should be with its family" LOL

Also, "Blue Jacket, Green Jacket, who gives a Sh*it."LOL

Or,

Happy-- "Why didnt you play a real sport like football or something?"

Tubbs-- "Mom wouldnt sighn me up said it was to dangerous" LOL funny because he got his hand bit off by an alligator when he was playing golf. LOL

[Ohio Broncos]

(Rough paraphrase)

Dad: I paid off all the teachers to get you through school. How do you think you won that spelling bee?

Billy: Dad, you didn't......

Dad: Rock. R-O-K?

Billy: Yeah?

Dad: R-O-C-K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Billy: Oh yeah, the "c" is silent.........

[Elway]

I like them both, but still Opt for the Waterbow...


"and she showed me her boobies... and I liked them too!"

"Gatorde"
"Water"
Gatorade"
"Water"
"Water sucks... it really really sucks!!!"

[Jared]

I cannto believe you put "Adam Sandler" and any positive statemeng in the same universe, much less the same sentence.