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    Just post any mamas so fat jokes you know (please keep it clean)

    Your mamas so fat she uses Saturns rings as a hoolah hoop
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    My adopt-a-bronco!!! I used to be very proud now that has all changed. Now I am perfect!
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    Your momma's so fat she pays taxes in three states.


    "When Kepler found his long-cherished belief did not agree with the most precise observation, he accepted the uncomfortable fact. He preferred the hard truth to his dearest illusions; that is the heart of science."
    - Carl Sagan

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    • #3
      Your momma's so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

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      • #4
        Your momma's so fat, she went shopping at the GAP and FILLED IT!!

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        • #5
          Yo mama's so fat that that . . . .



















          Yo mama's so fat that . . . .




















          I forgot . . . .

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          • #6
            yo mammas so fat that when she puts on a red shirt and walks down the street people start yellin "kool-aid! kool-aid!"
            Superintendent Chalmers: "Thank the Lord"? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don't have a place within an organized religion."

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            • #7
              Yo' momma's so fat that when she's walking down the street, traffic wardens slap parking tickets on her fat ass
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              Elvon Millervil eat grues for breakfast.

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              • #8
                Your mamas so fat she has to wear a beeper for when she backs up
                Long live the Broncos
                Member of lagpa.

                Thanks Reid!
                My adopt-a-bronco!!! I used to be very proud now that has all changed. Now I am perfect!
                John 3:16 for God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever beleiveth in him should not perish but have everlasting life.

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                • #9
                  Yo mammas like a Big Mac, full of fat and only worth a buck.
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                  Broncs All the Way Baby!

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                  • #10
                    Heres a website thats got loadsa "Yo Mama" jokes!!!

                    http://www.jokesgalore.com/show.php?...cat=Your+Momma
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                    • #11
                      Your mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

                      "The Gagne T-shirt jersey comes with a complimentary can of gasoline and a set of matches."

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                      • #12
                        Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.
                        My Broncomania Adopt-a-Bronco: Rod Smith

                        Elway stops, loads up, throws deep down the middle of the field and Rod Smith's got it!

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                        • #13
                          Yo mama's so fat the only way your dad can get her in the house is to grease her hips and throw in a twinky.
                          Long live the Broncos
                          Member of lagpa.

                          Thanks Reid!
                          My adopt-a-bronco!!! I used to be very proud now that has all changed. Now I am perfect!
                          John 3:16 for God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever beleiveth in him should not perish but have everlasting life.

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                          • #14
                            Yo mama is so fat that she plays both lines by herself (at the same time)
                            Long live the Broncos
                            Member of lagpa.

                            Thanks Reid!
                            My adopt-a-bronco!!! I used to be very proud now that has all changed. Now I am perfect!
                            John 3:16 for God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever beleiveth in him should not perish but have everlasting life.

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