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    A lonely older widow, aged 75, decided it was time to re-marry. She put a
    want ad in the local paper that read:
    HUSBAND WANTED

    Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and
    must still be a great lover in bed! All applicants must apply in person.

    On the second day of the ad she heard the doorbell ring. Much to her dismay,
    when she opened the door, there sat a man in a wheelchair. He had no arms or
    legs. She asked sarcastically, "You're not expecting me to consider you, are
    you? Just look at you -- you have no legs!"

    The old man smiled, "Therefore I will not run around on you!"

    She snorted, "You have no arms either!"
    Again the old man smiled and said, "Nor will I beat you!"

    The old lady raised her eyebrows and gazed at him intensely. "Are you still
    great in bed?" she asked.

    The old man smirked and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
    Ozzy


    The "New Black Sabbath"

  • #2
    Lizard Tongue or is it Long John Silver?
    Originally posted by boltzpride619
    What's so funny is seeing all this mess that the Donks and the fans have placed on themselves. Can you say Raiders.

    Originally posted by RunByDesign
    True comedy is observing the Self Imploding Organization that is the Raiders and then asking yourself this question:

    What separates them (Raiders) from us (Chargers)

    Answer: Championships.

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    • #3
      Lizard tongue or extremely well hung, both are good qualities in my book

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      • #4
        Re: Husband Wanted

        Originally posted by ozzy_osbourne
        "Are you still
        great in bed?" she asked.

        The old man smirked and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
        LMAO it took me a while to get that, but it was funny!
        dont let him pull dat move on ya, dont let him pull that move.......................oh no dats da move! TOUCHDOWN!!!

        I tried to warn ya.

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        • #5
          LOL

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